Destiny is for people who are too lazy to create alternate timelines.

The only good ideas are the ones I can take credit for.

Don't get yourself arrested and make your day worse! If you need to vent, just smash something that's already broken! You can't get in trouble for wrecking the unsalvageable!

Wasting sarcasm is a sin.

Why is it OK to love without a reason, but anger requires justification?

I'm NOT short. I prefer to think there is simply more space above my head for word balloons full of devastatingly pithy witticisms.