Each section of the British Isles has its own way of laughing, except Wales, which doesn't

I was born by Caesarean section, but you can't really tell... except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window.

A major rugby tour by the British Isles to New Zealand is a cross between a medieval crusade and a prep school outing.

UK vetoes EU Treaty: Once an Island, always an Island.

If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent reading room and a library. After that, if I still had more money that I couldn't use, I would hire a professor and get some text books.

Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable; the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it.