Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people

Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street and not to have the impulse to rush downstairs and out on to the sidewalk.