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Don't play the saxophone. Let it play you.


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JOY HARJO When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all.
THEODORE ROOSEVELT If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune.
COUNT BASIE I play saxophone, I play tenor sax.
ANDY SERKIS I'm not saying that what the radio plays isn't good. My issue is with what they don't pl...
DJ JAZZY JEFF I don't play the traditional Charlie Parker songs. But I do improvise and I do create with my in...
KENNY G You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.
BOBBY KNIGHT I don't play nostalgia acts. I don't play nostalgia shows.
DAVID CASSIDY I don't play villainy. I wouldn't even know how to play it.
KEVIN SPACEY I like to play saxophone because you don't inhale.
, ON A RADIO TALK SHOW IN NEW YORK If you like an instrument that sings, play the saxophone. At its best it's like the human voice.
STAN GETZ I didn't know what the hell Charlie Parker was playing... I just liked the way he played.
CHARLIE WATTS I love to play saxophone
ANGELA SCHIJF You don't go out and play Beethoven's 'Opus 111' without having rethought about it e...
DANIEL BARENBOIM I don't know why, but I like the saxophone.
MATT DILLON You can't win if you don't play as a unit.
KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR I don't play golf or tennis, I don't ski, I don't snowboard. If you love what you do, yo...
FRANKIE VALLI I don't blame David Stern because a player gets on the court and he doesn't put out competit...
OSCAR ROBERTSON I play the baritone horn - which is like a mini tuba, and is the least sexy instrument you can choos...
STEVE CARELL I don't want to subject myself just to one scheme. I think it's just if you can play, you ca...
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DJ KHALED I don't play the tuba.
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BEN SCHNETZER 'The Simpsons' is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn't...
ERIC ANDRE If anyone asks you what kind of music you play, tell him 'pop.' Don't tell him 'rock...
BUDDY HOLLY You can't do anything to help your team win when you don't play.
FREDDY ADU If you're going to make a musical, don't cartoon it from the play. Make it better than the p...
JEROME LAWRENCE Let's don't do it again and again, posting the same, saying the same and the same. It's pointless!
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EDDIE MARSAN I don't like to practice; I like spontaneity. When I don't play guitar for a week and I pick...
ACE FREHLEY When I heard those guys play saxophone, I knew that's what I wanted to play.
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NORMAN WISDOM I don't have favourites, I think, when you play, you have to be like a prostitute, you have to l...
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NATE ROBINSON You know, I don't really think you have to play nice guys.
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TOMMY RAMONE I don't like to play the victim.
BARRY PEPPER Play fair. Don't hit people. Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.
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TAYLOR KITSCH I think I'll give it up, the fantasy is over, I wanted to play Spiderman, Peter Parker.
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CHADWICK BOSEMAN You don't have to play masculine to be a strong woman.
MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD When I heard Charlie Parker, I knew that that was going to be the new wave, the new way to play jazz...
BUDDY DEFRANCO I used to play too with a boy who played a saxophone. We didn't play no blues, we'd play a l...
DAVID EDWARDS Well, I like Charlie Parker, Ella, Billie Holiday.
AARON NEVILLE I don't play tennis at all.
BROOKLYN DECKER I don't play for job security.
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RICK WRIGHT I don't flirt and I don't play the people that I'm meeting with.
SHERILYN FENN I don't fear anyone. We don't come to play in this sport.
CANELO ALVAREZ I don't mind playing absolute bastards... I just don't want to play the grouch.
HUME CRONYN There was not a lot of rock n' roll in the house. Our parents didn't think it was very groov...
ELVIS COSTELLO It's equal opportunity for all, and we don't play favourites.
PIYUSH GOYAL Don't play for safety - it's the most dangerous thing in the world.
HUGH WALPOLE I'm still waiting for Peter Jackson to let me play an elf. I want to play Orlando Bloom's fa...
CLIFF CURTIS We play melodic music, we play songs, we play all kinds of things and when you improvise you don'...
FRED FRITH If you don't get on the field and play then you will be missing out.
MICHAEL SCHENKER You can batter your guitar, and it won't distort too much, which is important for me because I p...
JAMES VINCENT MCMORROW I want to be a great player. I don't want to play for the money. I don't want to play for fa...
GAINES ADAMS Don't let them win. Don't let them beat you. Don't let them steal your magic.
BROM Charlie Parker was a genius, as was Lester Young.
SEBASTIAN COE I don't know how to play evil.
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SAMAIRE ARMSTRONG It's funny when people ask an actor what they want to play next, because you don't get to de...
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ZOE KRAVITZ Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
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KHLOE KARDASHIAN You never really know baseball until you put on a pair of cleats and get out and play it; and if you...
WAITE HOYT You earn the respect of your peers that you play against, and they don't trash talk you.
LADAINIAN TOMLINSON When I play live in restaurants and cafes, I don't play my own stuff. I play jazz and 'Ameri...
DARREN CRISS You can't play a symphony alone, it takes an orchestra to play it.
NAVJOT SINGH SIDHU You have to be able to center yourself, to let all of your emotions go... Don't ever forget that...
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JOSE MOURINHO I don't play chess with my life, ya' know.
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ALAN CHEUSE Everything's a real passion to me - my children, my family, my work, travel. I don't play te...
ROSALYN SUSSMAN YALOW Even championship-winning teams don't play well all the time.
TEDDY SHERINGHAM Don't play for one run unless you know that run will win a ballgame.
EARL WEAVER I don't want to replace anyone, especially Charlie Sheen.
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CHARLIE HADEN If you don't think it.
You'll never do it!
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CHRISTOPHER MELONI I don't play a regular guy at all - never.
REGGIE LEE I don't play any tournaments to come second best.
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FETTY WAP I don't care who I play to, as long as they enjoy listening to what I play.
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JOSEPH PARKER He'd have given me rolling lands,
Houses of marble, and billowing farms,
Pearls, to trickle ...
DOROTHY PARKER Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my ...
DOROTHY PARKER Let others laugh when you sacrifice desire to duty, if they will. You have time and eternity to rejo...
THEODORE PARKER Let us do our duty, in our shop in our kitchen, in the market, the street, the office, the school, t...
THEODORE PARKER By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infi...
DOROTHY PARKER Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn, the word
DOROTHY PARKER They laid their hands upon my head,
They stroked my cheek and brow;
And time could heal a hu...
DOROTHY PARKER Wealth and want equally harden the human heart, like frost and fire both are alien to human flesh.
THEODORE PARKER Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
DOROTHY PARKER Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
DOROTHY PARKER I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back ...
DOROTHY PARKER Gratitude -- the meanest and most sniveling attribute in the world.
DOROTHY PARKER I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.
DOROTHY PARKER Where's the man could ease a heart, like a satin gown?
DOROTHY PARKER Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
DOROTHY PARKER