Don't bring your kids to my show, and I won't come to your house and cuss.

If you watch the 'Blue Collar Comedy Tour,' don't expect that when you come see me by myself, 'cause it's a little rougher.

I don't do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil's show. He's a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn't give me any advice. He doesn't give solicited advice.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.

This group of kids is really working hard. I would say this is the best we may have practiced since the first couple years of the high school.