Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?

If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

Parenthood, the scariest hood to go through.

I remember years ago when all I wanted to do is be older. I was wrong!!

Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.