Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.