From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle.