Curiosity killed the cat, then it came back eight more times to try it again.

Wouldn't it be funny.

You suck at life.

When life gives you lemons, say Fuck that i order apples. Dont take anything but apples.

Jake wasn't about to be seduced like some schoolgirl. Not by a man who went by the unlikely name of Tornado, not by anyone. He stood as firmly as he could in the mud and tore his mouth from the kiss, staring into too dark eyes. As his hands made their way into Tor's wet jeans he said, "This doesn't mean I like you, you know.

Earl was laughing about it by then. He thought it was funny.