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CAVE JOHNSON PORTAL 2![]()
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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When Life Gives You Lemons you tell life to Get a Life because lemons are a terrible gift.
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DAN WALDSCHMIDT When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps.
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When life gives you lemons, use Cosmic Ordering!
STEPHEN RICHARDS![]()
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
BILL WATTERSON When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone.
SEAN KEVIN SWEENEY When life gives you lemons! Make a fruit salad!
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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I have several stands around here.
JAMES BRADY When life gives you lemons, you throw them at the Government
SEANCITYNAVY![]()
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
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See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now."
"Yes, Mr. Cliche. I know...
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NIKHIL RAO AND KATHERINE REITER It's not going to do any good for the pumpkin crop this year. They're already gone, you might say. T...
DANNY JOHNSON Just like lemons can be turned into lemonade and apples into apple pie, an ignorant person can be tu...
ALLIE STEPHENS We got our good apples, and our bad apples.
ENRIQUE LOPEZ![]()
When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.
SCOTT ADAMS ... nothing can be perfectly granted to be the best!no perfect, no best! you know why?...we are j...
APPLES ROMANO![]()
There's plenty of boys that will come hankering and gruvvelling
around when you've got an apple, an...
MARK TWAIN (PSEUDONYM OF SAMUEL LANGHORNE CLEMENS)![]()
After the conquest of Afric, Greece, the lesser Asia, and Syria
were brought into Italy all the sor...
SIR WILLIAM TEMPLE![]()
The apples that grew on the fruit-tree of knowledge
By woman were pluck'd, and she still wears the...
HORACE SMITH AND JAMES SMITH![]()
Like the sweet apple which reddens upon the topmost bough,
A-top on the topmost twig--which the pl...
DANTE GABRIEL ROSSETTI![]()
Like Dead Sea fruit that tempts the eye,
But turns to ashes on the lips!
THOMAS MOORE![]()
To satisfy the sharp desire I had
Of tasting those fair apples, I resolv'd
Not to defer; hunge...
JOHN MILTON Art thou the topmost apple The gathers could reach, Reddening on the bough? Shall I not ...
WILLIAM BLISS CARMAN![]()
Like to the apples on the Dead Sea's shore,
All ashes to the taste.
LORD BYRON (GEORGE GORDON NOEL BYRON)![]()
Oh! happy are the apples when the south winds blow.
WILLIAM WALLACE HARNEY![]()
How we apples swim.
JONATHAN SWIFT![]()
What plant we in this apple tree?
Sweets for a hundred flowery springs
To load the May-wind's ...
WILLIAM CULLEN BRYANT![]()
The Blossoms and leaves in plenty
From the apple tree fall each day;
The merry breezes approac...
HEINRICH HEINE![]()
And what is more melancholy than the old apple-trees that linger
about the spot where once stood a ...
NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE there are always a few bad apples.
ROD BLAGOJEVICH![]()
Funny, I didn't think much about apples fore we came to the Black Swamp. when I was growin up we had...
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ROGER LEA MACBRIDE![]()
On the trees are only a few gnarled apples that the pickers have rejected. They look like the knuckl...
SHERWOOD ANDERSON When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.
GRACE HELBIG![]()
Lemme just talk to you for a second about something that I think is good for America: caramel apples...
STEPHEN COLBERT All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the l...
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KRISTIN CHENOWETH![]()
When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple. How to better your life 101.
DAVIN TURNEY![]()
When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.
COLLEEN HOOVER![]()
See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do
now.”
“Wow,” Lauren...
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't wa...
J.K. SIMMONS Our result would not be, 'Thou shall eat only red delicious apples.' Eat those apples which most app...
RON WROLSTAD A bruised apple is not all bad. It still has tremendous potential.
SETH ADAM SMITH I never liked apples. In fact, when I was a little girl, my mom wanted to give me apples in my lunch...
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When life gives you lemons...add melted butter , toasted paprike and dip some lobster in it!
STUART J. SCESNEY![]()
When life gives you lemons...add melted butter , toasted paprik and dip some lobster in it!
STUART J. SCESNEY![]()
When life gives you lemons...add melted butter , toasted paprika and dip some lobster in it!
STUART J. SCESNEY When life gives you lemons you're not always going to have sugar and water at hand.
AMANDA CASH![]()
You don't mind apples, do you?" - Livvy Blackthorn
CASSANDRA CLARE![]()
It's weird that apples bruise like humans. I'm glad they don't scream when you bite into them.
PHIL LESTER![]()
When everybody is planting apples a visionary plants oranges.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO![]()
See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do?”
“Wow,” Lauren said. �...
PRISCILLA GLENN Most of these early changes probably don't go anywhere. But we are looking for ways to differentiate...
DR. JOEL LEVINE It's not an apples-to-apples comparison. Yes, there are less expensive plans, but they don't offer c...
DEBORAH CHERNOFF![]()
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and...
RON WHITE![]()
When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.
NESHIALY S.![]()
When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else ya got?"
HENRY ROLLINS If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
CONAN O'BRIEN![]()
I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life ...
RON WHITE People think apples have to be pretty. Looking for the perfect plastic apple ruined antique apples. ...
JUDY STONE![]()
I believe if life gives you lemons make lemonade…then find someone that life gave vodka to and hav...
RON WHITE![]()
I believe if life gives you lemons make lemonade
then find someone that life gave vodka to and have...
RON WHITE![]()
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you ...
CASSANDRA CLARE If I were God, it’d be a whole different story, dropping fruit at will. Let them eat apples.
TREBOR HEALEY In life they're not going to serve you lemons, they're going to serve you lemonade; and I don't real...
FELICIA DAY When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the rest of the world wonder how you did it.
MARIA Comparing apples to oranges
PROVERB When life gives you lemons, make grape juice...then everyone will look at you funny and think to the...
JAMIE K. BATES If you are comparing against an RG&E fixed price, when you talk to other energy suppliers, you need ...
CLYDE FORBES![]()
Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.
DOROTHY PARKER![]()
Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.
DOROTHY PARKER The two of us, we're the best kind of disaster. Apples and oranges. Well, more like apples and mache...
BRITTANY CAVALLARO The high level, from our perspective, is that it's hard to make any sort of apples-to-apples compari...
CHRIS BEARD When life gives you lemons, make them into lemonade. No matter how bad, it will give you the strengt...
MYLYN YAMPAN![]()
One time, when I was very little, I climbed a tree and ate these green, sour apples. My stomach swel...
KHALED HOSSEINI You have to make sure you are comparing apples to apples. A lot of times, people don't do that -- bu...
CRAIG COOK![]()
Moon-washed apples of wonder.
JOHN DRINKWATER They're comparing apples to oranges.
JEFFREY GORDON If life gives you lemons, pray for fruit, fruit of the Holy Spirit.
N. J. SALAVEENA It are not the bad apples that wasps eat.
DUTCH PROVERB![]()
Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese.
SUZANNE COLLINS Comparing science and religion isn't like comparing apples and oranges - it's more like appl...
JACK HORNER![]()
When life gives you lemons ask it for sugar and water too. Otherwise your final product would be som...
PRIYAVRAT GUPTA![]()
Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck the government.'
LENNY BRUCE![]()
Take away the right to say ‘fuck’ and you take away the right to say ‘fuck the government.
LENNY BRUCE I have to acknowledge that it's a different construction and Morrison has portables. It may not be a...
DAN WOOD![]()
You never know how many apples there are in a seed.
SOURCE UNKNOWN You stop to get apples and people swamp all over it.
WAYNE CARLTON![]()
There's small choice in rotten apples.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Even clean apples can be sour.
DUTCH PROVERB![]()
There's small choice in rotten apples
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE![]()
When life gives you lemons, follow the five-step plan:
1.Sit on the couch.
2.Turn on the T...
ANONYMOUS
ZIAD K. ABDELNOUR When life gives you lemons, say cool, what else you got?
CARMEN IN THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS I been thinken'. when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!! get mad! I dont want your damn le...
CAVE JOHNSON PORTAL 2
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. UNKNOWN CHRISTIAN
When Life Gives You Lemons you tell life to Get a Life because lemons are a terrible gift. PATRICK SCHELL When life gives you lemons, throw them back.
DAN WALDSCHMIDT When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps.
ANGIE WEST
When life gives you lemons, use Cosmic Ordering! STEPHEN RICHARDS
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. BILL WATTERSON When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone.
SEAN KEVIN SWEENEY When life gives you lemons! Make a fruit salad!
LULU MARES
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I have several stands around here. JAMES BRADY When life gives you lemons, you throw them at the Government
SEANCITYNAVY
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. CATHY GUISEWITE If you put good apples into a bad situation, you’ll get bad apples.
PHILIP G. ZIMBARDO
See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now.""Yes, Mr. Cliche. I know...
PRISCILLA GLENN When life gives you lemonade, be unique and sell it for a profit
NIKHIL RAO AND KATHERINE REITER It's not going to do any good for the pumpkin crop this year. They're already gone, you might say. T...
DANNY JOHNSON Just like lemons can be turned into lemonade and apples into apple pie, an ignorant person can be tu...
ALLIE STEPHENS We got our good apples, and our bad apples.
ENRIQUE LOPEZ
When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater. SCOTT ADAMS ... nothing can be perfectly granted to be the best!no perfect, no best! you know why?...we are j...
APPLES ROMANO
There's plenty of boys that will come hankering and gruvvelling
around when you've got an apple, an... MARK TWAIN (PSEUDONYM OF SAMUEL LANGHORNE CLEMENS)
After the conquest of Afric, Greece, the lesser Asia, and Syria
were brought into Italy all the sor... SIR WILLIAM TEMPLE
The apples that grew on the fruit-tree of knowledge
By woman were pluck'd, and she still wears the... HORACE SMITH AND JAMES SMITH
Like the sweet apple which reddens upon the topmost bough,
A-top on the topmost twig--which the pl... DANTE GABRIEL ROSSETTI
Like Dead Sea fruit that tempts the eye,
But turns to ashes on the lips! THOMAS MOORE
To satisfy the sharp desire I had
Of tasting those fair apples, I resolv'd
Not to defer; hunge... JOHN MILTON Art thou the topmost apple The gathers could reach, Reddening on the bough? Shall I not ...
WILLIAM BLISS CARMAN
Like to the apples on the Dead Sea's shore,
All ashes to the taste. LORD BYRON (GEORGE GORDON NOEL BYRON)
Oh! happy are the apples when the south winds blow. WILLIAM WALLACE HARNEY
How we apples swim. JONATHAN SWIFT
What plant we in this apple tree?
Sweets for a hundred flowery springs
To load the May-wind's ... WILLIAM CULLEN BRYANT
The Blossoms and leaves in plenty
From the apple tree fall each day;
The merry breezes approac... HEINRICH HEINE
And what is more melancholy than the old apple-trees that linger
about the spot where once stood a ... NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE there are always a few bad apples.
ROD BLAGOJEVICH
Funny, I didn't think much about apples fore we came to the Black Swamp. when I was growin up we had... TRACY CHEVALIER Rose carefully and gently pushed the growing pile of rosy-golden apples around each time another cra...
ROGER LEA MACBRIDE
On the trees are only a few gnarled apples that the pickers have rejected. They look like the knuckl... SHERWOOD ANDERSON When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.
GRACE HELBIG
Lemme just talk to you for a second about something that I think is good for America: caramel apples... STEPHEN COLBERT All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the l...
PORTAL 2 Apples, grapes... any kind of fruit gives me the energy I need to get through my busy day.
KRISTIN CHENOWETH
When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple. How to better your life 101. DAVIN TURNEY
When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in. COLLEEN HOOVER
See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta donow.”
“Wow,” Lauren...
PRISCILLA GLENN
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't wa... J.K. SIMMONS Our result would not be, 'Thou shall eat only red delicious apples.' Eat those apples which most app...
RON WROLSTAD A bruised apple is not all bad. It still has tremendous potential.
SETH ADAM SMITH I never liked apples. In fact, when I was a little girl, my mom wanted to give me apples in my lunch...
LANA PARRILLA If Life Gives You Lemons, Make a Molotov Cocktail
DEAN CAVANAGH Currently there are no agreed-upon definitions. It won't end up apples to apples.
DEE ANDERSON
When life gives you lemons...add melted butter , toasted paprike and dip some lobster in it! STUART J. SCESNEY
When life gives you lemons...add melted butter , toasted paprik and dip some lobster in it! STUART J. SCESNEY
When life gives you lemons...add melted butter , toasted paprika and dip some lobster in it! STUART J. SCESNEY When life gives you lemons you're not always going to have sugar and water at hand.
AMANDA CASH
You don't mind apples, do you?" - Livvy Blackthorn CASSANDRA CLARE
It's weird that apples bruise like humans. I'm glad they don't scream when you bite into them. PHIL LESTER
When everybody is planting apples a visionary plants oranges. MATSHONA DHLIWAYO
See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do?”“Wow,” Lauren said. �...
PRISCILLA GLENN Most of these early changes probably don't go anywhere. But we are looking for ways to differentiate...
DR. JOEL LEVINE It's not an apples-to-apples comparison. Yes, there are less expensive plans, but they don't offer c...
DEBORAH CHERNOFF
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and... RON WHITE
When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead. NESHIALY S.
When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else ya got?" HENRY ROLLINS If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
CONAN O'BRIEN
I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life ... RON WHITE People think apples have to be pretty. Looking for the perfect plastic apple ruined antique apples. ...
JUDY STONE
I believe if life gives you lemons make lemonade…then find someone that life gave vodka to and hav... RON WHITE
I believe if life gives you lemons make lemonade
then find someone that life gave vodka to and have... RON WHITE
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you ... CASSANDRA CLARE If I were God, it’d be a whole different story, dropping fruit at will. Let them eat apples.
TREBOR HEALEY In life they're not going to serve you lemons, they're going to serve you lemonade; and I don't real...
FELICIA DAY When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the rest of the world wonder how you did it.
MARIA Comparing apples to oranges
PROVERB When life gives you lemons, make grape juice...then everyone will look at you funny and think to the...
JAMIE K. BATES If you are comparing against an RG&E fixed price, when you talk to other energy suppliers, you need ...
CLYDE FORBES
Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life. DOROTHY PARKER
Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life. DOROTHY PARKER The two of us, we're the best kind of disaster. Apples and oranges. Well, more like apples and mache...
BRITTANY CAVALLARO The high level, from our perspective, is that it's hard to make any sort of apples-to-apples compari...
CHRIS BEARD When life gives you lemons, make them into lemonade. No matter how bad, it will give you the strengt...
MYLYN YAMPAN
One time, when I was very little, I climbed a tree and ate these green, sour apples. My stomach swel... KHALED HOSSEINI You have to make sure you are comparing apples to apples. A lot of times, people don't do that -- bu...
CRAIG COOK
Moon-washed apples of wonder. JOHN DRINKWATER They're comparing apples to oranges.
JEFFREY GORDON If life gives you lemons, pray for fruit, fruit of the Holy Spirit.
N. J. SALAVEENA It are not the bad apples that wasps eat.
DUTCH PROVERB
Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese. SUZANNE COLLINS Comparing science and religion isn't like comparing apples and oranges - it's more like appl...
JACK HORNER
When life gives you lemons ask it for sugar and water too. Otherwise your final product would be som... PRIYAVRAT GUPTA
Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck the government.' LENNY BRUCE
Take away the right to say ‘fuck’ and you take away the right to say ‘fuck the government. LENNY BRUCE I have to acknowledge that it's a different construction and Morrison has portables. It may not be a...
DAN WOOD
You never know how many apples there are in a seed. SOURCE UNKNOWN You stop to get apples and people swamp all over it.
WAYNE CARLTON
There's small choice in rotten apples. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Even clean apples can be sour.
DUTCH PROVERB
There's small choice in rotten apples WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
When life gives you lemons, follow the five-step plan:1.Sit on the couch.
2.Turn on the T...
ANONYMOUS
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