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Corn does not like to grow in straight manure. You've got to get the manure below the seed zone.


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DAVE GROHL Your personal history is a part of what happens with your hands and your head as you play music.
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DAVE GROHL There's always gonna be rock n' roll bands, there's always gonna be kids that love rock ...
DAVE GROHL If there's one thing I'm good at, it's gathering people together to do something fun.
DAVE GROHL Guilt is cancer. Guilt will confine you, torture you, destroy you as an artist. It's a black wal...
DAVE GROHL My children were taught at an early age how money works and that it comes from hard work. They'v...
DAVE RAMSEY You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
DAVE BARRY Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by...
DAVE BARRY I care about what the fans feel.
DAVE MUSTAINE One of my first records that I heard was 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd.
DAVE MUSTAINE I am interested in politics.
DAVE MUSTAINE I didn't like the way I was let go from Metallica.
DAVE MUSTAINE Penelope Spheeris is a wonderful lady.
DAVE MUSTAINE My mom and dad got divorced when I was very young, and growing up in a family where the head of the ...
DAVE MUSTAINE I've never believed in singing about Satan and thinking he's cool, because he's not.
DAVE MUSTAINE Well, the stuff that I liked growing up was AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, but I also liked the Beatles and gu...
DAVE MUSTAINE