Conran's rule of housework: it expands to fill the time available plus half an hour

I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

You're never too old to grow up.

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you're going to be lazy.

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it.