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Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.


Norm MacDonald

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NORM WIGINGTON We writers, as we work our way deeper into our craft, learn to drop more and more personal clues. Li...
ROSS MACDONALD I'm also interested in creating a lasting legacy for collectors because bronze will last for tho...
RICHARD MACDONALD Certainly work is not always required of a man. There is such a thing as a sacred idleness - the c...
GEORGE MACDONALD But for money and the need of it, there would not be half the friendship in the world. It is powerfu...
GEORGE MACDONALD Do the things you know, and you shall learn the truth you need to know.
GEORGE MACDONALD Certainly work is not always required of a man. There is such a thing as a sacred idleness, the cult...
GEORGE MACDONALD To be trusted is a greater compliment than being loved.
GEORGE MACDONALD You can't live on amusement. It is the froth on water -- an inch deep and then the mud.
GEORGE MACDONALD The best preparation for the future is the present well seen to, and the last duty done.
GEORGE MACDONALD God left the world unfinished for man to work his skill upon. He left the electricity still in the c...
GEORGE MACDONALD To have what we want is riches; but to be able to do without is power.
GEORGE MACDONALD The principal part of faith is patience.
GEORGE MACDONALD Nothing makes one feel so strong as a call for help.
GEORGE MACDONALD I find that doing of the will of God leaves me no time for disputing about His plans.
GEORGE MACDONALD