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Comedy and horror are cousins; they're related. They both come from storytellers who want to specifically affect the audience and elicit specific reactions during the movie.


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JASON STATHAM Your body is like a piece of dynamite. You can tap it with a pencil all day, but you'll never ma...
JASON STATHAM The most frustrating thing about injuries is that they take so bloody long to heal.
JASON STATHAM I've come from nowhere, and I'm not shy to go back.
JASON STATHAM Revenge is a caustic thing. I say, Breathe in, breathe deeply, let it go.
JASON STATHAM How long you can continue to be good at something is how much you believe in yourself and how much h...
JASON STATHAM If you're going to do something, do it with style!
JASON STATHAM I love getting dressed up in a suit because I don't do it all the time.
JASON STATHAM Looking good and feeling good go hand in hand. If you have a healthy lifestyle, your diet and nutrit...
JASON STATHAM Human beings are attracted to novelty: to probe the 'adjacent possible.' We didn't stay ...
JASON SILVA It's easy to forget, as a leader, that when employees don't get the wide view, not only does...
JASON FRIED I feel like sometimes people on television shows can start taking things for granted, or they don...
JASON RITTER The only reason I ever do an independent film is that I believe in it, and I think it has something ...
JASON RITTER I love the feeling of having as close to a steady job as you can ever have as an actor. I'm not ...
JASON RITTER I love doing television.
JASON RITTER I think as far as I've been able to understand from my friends that I went to college with and t...
JASON RITTER I knew I really made it when my dad saw me in London and after the performance he had no notes to me...
JASON RITTER A lot of times I would go into a room and audition for whatever sitcom it was and they would expect ...
JASON RITTER I've certainly auditioned for big budget studio films. I don't know if it's because ther...
JASON RITTER One of the fun things as an actor is to find a character that if you were to look up a rap sheet abo...
JASON RITTER Even if I tried to be my dad, it would be a mediocre, slightly embarrassing version.
JASON RITTER I don't have to have any special skills or martial arts in my back pocket.
JASON RITTER Acting is a craft, and you need to study to be an actor.
JASON RITTER I think at a certain point actors need to start taking responsibility for the kinds of stories they ...
JASON RITTER I think I would cope like anyone copes with any tragedy. I'm sure I would be very upset for a wh...
JASON RITTER Both men and women are really vast and boundless and yet in many films we're told that they'...
JASON RITTER I'm a bit too much of a people pleaser and that can be frustrating for people in your life.
JASON RITTER