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Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.


Alphonse Allais

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Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank
ALPHONSE ALLAIS Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
RICHARD BRAUNSTEIN Women who drank more than two to three cups of coffee a day were at about one-third the risk of suic...
ICHIRO KAWACHI When sleep puts an end to delirium, it is a good symptom.
HIPPOCRATES Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
ALPHONSE ALLAIS And from what I understand, she drank coffee and kinda walked around a little bit until the other on...
CHRISTINE JAMISON BERDEGUEZ When one of our guys puts himself out there,
JACK DEL RIO Our early results are showing that the wife's sleep is indeed deprived due to the husband's noisy ni...
ROSALIND CARTWRIGHT Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.
FRAN DRESCHER She basically drank coffee and walked around between deliveries. She didn't think she was going to h...
CHRISTINE JAMISON BERDEGUEZ Coffee and love are best when they are hot
GERMAN PROVERB Look at grandparents and great grandparents. They drank coffee and they're still around. They look p...
K. DUN GIFFORD Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
ANONYMOUS Lucie and I drank every one of those bottles.
DAN MATTHIES Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
ANNE MORROW LINDBERGH Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
ANNE MORROW LINDBERGH Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after.
ANNE MORROW LINDBERGH Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
ANNE LINDBERGH Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after.
ANNE MORROW LINDBERGH So somebody told me that if I wasn't a coffee drinker yet, by the end of college I'd have to...
DANICA MCKELLAR It puts them in a very precarious position. They know when they take the pledge that it's not in the...
TED ARRINGTON Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed.
RABBI HILLEL Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
ANNE MORROW LINDBERGH Pouring espresso is an art, one that requires the barista to care about the quality of the beverage.
HOWARD SCHULTZ [Curly] was very introverted and he drank a lot, and that's when he would come out -- either that, o...
MICHAEL CHIKLIS Frankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to eat, sleep, and keep hi...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI It's just like when you've got some coffee that's too black, which means it's too strong. What do yo...
MALCOLM X The growth of the company and the license that Starbucks has is to participate in other food and bev...
HOWARD SCHULTZ A cup of coffee commits one to forty years of friendship.
TURKISH PROVERB Whatever Beverage said, the governor's office was not involved in this. Beverage was not speaking on...
BRETT HALL The spirit of the tea beverage is one of peace, comfort and refinement.
ARTHUR GRAY I believe that there is a Matrix and... to be more accurate I am in the Pornography Matrix.
DEYTH BANGER After a few months' acquaintance with European coffee, one's mind weakens, and his faith with it, an...
MARK TWAIN My time I divide as follows: the one half I sleep; the other half I dream. I never dream when I slee...
SøREN KIERKEGAARD "Los amigos: una familia cuyos individuos se eligen a voluntad." [ KARR, Jean-Baptiste Alphonse ]
FERNANDO CORMENZANA When one has taken root, one puts out branches.
JULES VERNE It's funny because everyone says you sleep when baby sleeps or you take a nap when baby takes a ...
VANESSA LACHEY I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.
GEORGE FARQUHAR Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.
FRAN DRESCHER This is an extra letter in the middle of the month because I'm rather lonely tonight. It's awfully s...
JEAN WEBSTER There is a psychological high that people experience when they drink coffee.
BARRY SMITH So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you ...
JOSEPH BOLOGNA It's like uncorking the world's most carbonated beverage. What happens when a planet gets decompress...
QUENTIN WILLIAMS It's like uncorking the world's most carbonated beverage. What happens when a planet gets decompress...
QUENTIN WILLIAMS We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sle...
JERRY SEINFELD A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.
H. L. MENCKEN Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
J.R. RIM And when those who disbelieve see you, they do not take you but for one to be scoffed at: Is this he...
QURAN Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'S...
GILLIAN FLYNN The Sleep Problem today is not as much about being able to sleep for 7 hours; it is more about being...
PAWAN MISHRA The man is moody as hell.”

“I am not moody—”

“Yeah, bro.” K...
TAHEREH MAFI You wanna-I dunno-get coffee or something sometime?"

Justin smiled "Not coffee. But yes."...
DAVID LEVITHAN When a man is discontented with himself, it has one advantage - that it puts him into an excellent f...
LAURENCE STERNE When a man is discontented with himself, it has one advantage - that it puts him into an excellent f...
LAURENCE STERNE When Malingeau drew himself from his long sleep, the music was still droning in his head. Christelle...
FISTON MWANZA MUJILA A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.
H. L. MENCKEN When I sleep I sleep and do not dream because it is as well that I am what I seem when I am in my be...
GERTRUDE STEIN When someone puts an end to something, it doesn't mean that he gave up, it means that thing is not t...
MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON One thing about Charlie is that he's been proving people wrong all year long. When Charlie puts his ...
TRAVIS REINSCH I never really drank coffee in college, but now I'm on my feet all day and out all night and can...
GAIL SIMMONS There is only one really safe, mild, harmless beverage and you can drink as much of that as you like...
ALEISTER CROWLEY Success is important only to the extent that it puts one in a position to do more things one likes t...
SARAH CALDWELL I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
ERMA BOMBECK How long wilt thou sleep, O sluggard? When wilt thou arise out of thy sleep? Yet a little sleep,...
BIBLE When they didn't drink, their lives together were better. When they drank it would ruin everything.
ADALBERTO OLIVEIRA I don't talk about it. But when I was a little girl, my father was abusive when he drank and seemed ...
ELIZABETH TAYLOR The ‘Muse’ is not an artistic mystery, but a mathematical equation. The gift are those ideas you...
ROMAN PAYNE When I talk to someone with schizophrenia, I understand them hearing voices. It puts them at ease to...
BARBARA LINDSAY Yes, their problems were always when they drank.
ADALBERTO OLIVEIRA When I am working it is up early and coffee and 15 hours of being on the set. When I am not working,...
MACKENZIE ASTIN We feel that this is a great deal for both Hat Trick Beverage and Central Park North Records, as bot...
LARRY TWOMBLY I adore women, and the one thing I want to do more than anything is to see a transformation of perso...
ALBER ELBAZ The nutrient impacts are a great concern. A girl who drank 200 grams (about 8 ounces) a day decrease...
DOUGLAS THOMPSON The nutrient impacts are a great concern. A girl who drank 200 grams [about 8 ounces] a day decrease...
DOUGLAS THOMPSON Neither drink (coffee or tea) was known in Frankish lands, but seated in the coffeehouses, I drank o...
LOUIS L'AMOUR One rule that will work if it is used everywhere, is that when you have a free-kick, the referee put...
CRISTIANO RONALDO You cant Realize Someone Good Is Coming Your Way, if still Remain Sleep on the Fact that they Actual...
DARREN L JACKSON I find that when you have a real interest in life and a curious life, that sleep is not the most imp...
MARTHA STEWART One never goes further than when they do not know where they are going.
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE When I err every one can see it, but not when I lie
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE It's really not one of those things that aches or hurts when you're not doing anything,
MARC BULGER We'll be actively pursuing things, but when it comes down to it we might not even do one, ... What h...
BRENDAN TAMAN It's not eating half a hamburger, half a bag of french fries and half a sugared beverage.
LUIGI FONTANA When you have a situation where there's a world shortage of coffee ... people get very emotional and...
DAVID MARTIN All I ever did to that apartment was hang fifty yards of yellow theatrical silk across the bedroom w...
JOAN DIDION We can never make proper goodbyes. It was your last ride in a Checker cab and you had no warning. It...
COLSON WHITEHEAD Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
FRAN LEBOWITZ Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
FRAN LEBOWITZ I couldn't get myself to read the want ads. The thought of sitting in front of a man behind a desk a...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI I think one of the thoughts was that you have a situation that when babies are sucking they're proba...
GLENN KAPLAN Given that Super Bowl is scheduled one week later this year, discounters that have significant food ...
KEN PERKINS For more than three decades, coffee has captured my imagination because it is a beverage about indiv...
HOWARD SCHULTZ I drank more wine when I wasn't working as much, to be honest.
THOMAS KELLER It is useless to tell one not to reason but to believe --you might as well tell a man not to wake bu...
LORD (GEORGE GORDON) BYRON I know it sounds strange, but I'm one of those people who goes to a coffee shop to drink coffee.
W. BRUCE CAMERON When one puts up a building one makes an elaborate scaffold to get everything into its proper place....
ANDRES SEGOVIA Craig David: "I can't sleep till you next to me." Jalal ad-Din Rumi: "When you're not here, I can't ...
JHEB KRUEGER (JEFF) In the new artisan coffee movement, Jeremy Challender, a 32-year-old Australian who is one of the fo...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT When you have kids and get older, it goes beyond flowers and chocolate. It's about waking up wit...
JAMES MARSDEN How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
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