Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.

A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.