Can't you read? The score demands 'con amore', and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men!

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

I don't sleep with happily married men.

I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.