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Related Even a blind pig finds an acorn every once in awhile PROVERB Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes PROVERB A lot of things we do at the Fox News Channel are things I know CNN and MSNBC would never do. RICHARD O'BRIEN We're still trying to figure out who we are. Our guys are still learning. We're hoping to hit our st... MATT HURLOCK I like my job because it involves learning. I like being around smart people who are trying to figur... BILL GATES It's tough, trying to figure out how fast they are and how strong they are compared to people that w... BOB BIGGS Learning quickly what others have figure out is smart. Figuring out how to solve something is even s... ZENG HAN JUN Marketers are out there trying to figure out how to get your money out of your child. MAGGIE GALLAGHER We're receiving more requests than our capacity allows and we are trying to figure out how to adapt.... FENG NIU Both Ford and Boeing are trying to figure out, how do we keep our eye on this, how do we get our han... ED KRAUSE It's my country, and there are good players on that team. They have good hitters and I have to figur... EZEQUIEL ASTACIO The suggestions provide framework of how to change our culture. We are going through semester plans ... DAVID ADER Today is an emotional roller coaster for us here. We are trying to stay focused, however, on putting... JIM WILLIS Assistants are the people on the front line trying to figure out how to structure the argument. CARTER PHILLIPS No matter how senior you get in an organization, no matter how well you're perceived to be doing... ABIGAIL JOHNSON A lot of life is about trying to turn bad experiences into something good. Usually if you work at it... ROBERT KENNEDY, JR. Every day, you get up, and the world is changing; your customers are expecting more from you. Your c... ABAGAIL JOHNSON It was a lot closer than it's been. Everybody predicted that we would lose. We knew it was going to ... BRYAN FETZER You are already smart enough to figure out how to get anything you want in life. LORRIN L. LEE There are two jobs. There is being an actor, and there is being a celebrity. Some people are really ... TIM DALY There's a lot of complacency in philanthropy. People figure organizations are trying to do good,... DUSTIN MOSKOVITZ I felt pretty good. We are trying to be smart and use shorter shifts. I think that was working out t... MARIAN GABORIK The reality is that there are already a lot of competitors out there, and they're trying to set up t... JAMES FAUCETTE Donald Trump may occasionally say things that are controversial or even objectionable to some, but t... TOM COTTON People are trying to figure out what American food is; it's certainly an amalgamation. DAVID CHANG She's trying to figure out what those guys knew - and how she can get out of it, COLIN ANDERSON At that age (teenagers) are trying to figure out who they are. MATT ROBINSON Basically, we are a whole world of people desperately trying to figure out what is the dark side of ... WILLIAM PETERSEN Remember, there are people who care for us: there are some who grow food for us, some who cook for u... SHARAD VIVEK SAGAR I think some of them are still trying to figure out what they want to do. Some are still trying to l... JOE LEONARD I personally have not gotten that much more junk e-mail. I have talked to some people though that ha... ANDREA MILLER We're doing really good. I expected us to come in here and beat everyone because we've been practici... JEANA KEYES Take me to the height where success would seek my help to succeed! I ARE Word's out that it's good out there. People are smart, and I respect the local mind-set ... They wan... DICK JACKSON What we are trying to do is to try and figure out a way that we can quick start this transformation ... JACOB SCHERR There are some who bear a grudge even to those that do them good. BIDPAI (PILPAY) I've learned how to deal with some things (this year). I realized, there are people out there who ca... ANDREW JOHNSON In general, we see people looking at supply networks, looking at the alternatives ... and making dec... BILL SWANTON Me and Chauncey were talking in the locker room. We are trying to figure out some way to recognize h... RASHEED WALLACE These companies have to be sitting there trying to figure out competitively how they stack up at thi... JAMES PREISSLER I think it is going to be very difficult to be a company in silos. I think the game has changed. We ... MICHAEL DELL All the characters on 'Girls' are growing and changing, which is how real people behave, esp... ZOSIA MAMET There are some duties we owe even to those who have wronged us. There is, after all, a limit to retr... CICERO The primary function of mental pain, says Lewis, is to force our misdirectedness on our attention. B... JOCELYN GIBB There are people who are trying to make the world darker and there are people who are trying to make... MEHMET MURAT ILDAN Pro asked us questions like 'Who are your competitors?' and forced us to look at all the crevices of... BOB LONG Some people are very nice, until you get to meet them BEN OAK There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this... TOM ROBBINS But we are trying to figure out how to take the next step. We've got a system in place now, and we'r... AVERY JOHNSON While friends are there to motivate us and keep us pleased. Our enemies are there to annoy us, which... SIMON ZINGERMAN Reliable wireless networks are not built overnight. While our competitors focus on integrating incom... BOB STOTT The airport is like Ride Line in that there are many, many grants out there. We're constantly trying... DAVE OSBORN Every one wants to un-seat us, and that's understandable. We're hoping to add another (title), but w... GLENN MEEDEN There are real financial incentives for us to figure out how to get people to be more efficient on c... DEDEE DELONGPRE We put competitors together so our customers don't have to figure out where to go. GENO YOHAM Toy makers are trying to figure out: How do we get back the kids that we've lost? JULIA FITZGERALD Those (Abilene) guys are great players. They beat us this year. They know how to play and that's the... BARON BATCH If companies can figure out what their failures are going to be and how they can make customers feel... KRISTEN DETIENNE We'd be foolish to say there hasn't been (an impact). This is a very tough situation to try to figur... TERRY TRIPPLER We have three good arms to throw out at anyone. I know last season, we faced the Bowie team and they... TOM FILER My brother and I are always trying to figure out a way to work again together. BEAU BRIDGES It's just not a big deal. At some point, I expect it would be in the next week or two, somebody will... PETER GLASKOWSKY There is this cat and mouse game that plays out over time where our team comes up with new and inter... JEREMY STOPPELMAN Some of the computer-based predictions are not true in real life, despite our best efforts. The park... STUART SMITH Women oftentimes are the ones making those economic decisions, sitting around the kitchen table and ... CATHY MCMORRIS RODGERS I'm always exploring other people: trying to figure out myself, trying to figure out everyone. BRYAN LEE O'MALLEY Those people out there that are really up against the wall, please call us. Our folks want to help. LEIGH MORRIS I love to go out there and look at those bricks and imagine the stories behind them. There are brick... CAMILLE RAMSEY I just hope everybody stays with us. We are not trying to be snobs or jerks. We are in a whirlwind t... ZAC BROWN Not every innovation in transportation is going to come from government or even a large enterprise. ... ANTHONY FOXX There are congressmen in our congregation, judges, federal reserve governors. And there are also peo... JAMES GREEN SOMERVILLE That's a question for him. But I don't think anybody on our team is going into the game thinking we'... PAUL KONERKO I think there are a lot of people who are concerned about this. It's a pig in a poke, to use an old ... NANCY BAIN We are a museum and that is our primary purpose. But I consider us an attraction as well. CATHI HAHNER There's a lot of pride at stake, even in our practice matches, ... I'm really impressed with how har... STEVE PRICE There are different kinds of birds and there are different situations and places to find these birds... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH There is a buyer's strike. People are afraid to touch the old media. No matter how cheap they have g... DENNIS LEIBOWITZ There is a buyers' strike. People are afraid to touch the old media. No matter how cheap they have g... DENNIS LEIBOWITZ We are blind and live our blind lives out in blindness. WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS Some are condemned to remain mere “clock and smart phone watchers”, inasmuch as they are not abl... ERIK PEVERNAGIE I stay up at night thinking about how to beat bad guys from getting our data, and making sure the pe... CAROL DIBATTISTE There are some sporting events that are worthy of being covered even more than they are now. And as ... LEN MEAD I'm not a public figure at all. I don't really go out a lot to places where there are people... CATHERINE KEENER The rumors are just flying rampant and we're just trying to figure out why. LORI HALEY We are just too busy trying to appear smart to realize how intelligent we actually are. CHRIS MATAKAS We're absolutely at our wits' end trying to figure out what's going on. BILL TWEIT I am both happy and sad at the same time, and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be. STEPHEN CHBOSKY Trevor's got 2,000 people trapped in a hospital in downtown New Orleans, ... We need to figure out h... ROSS PEROT Travel writing is harrowing. You are in paradise, more or less, having to prove it is paradise. It i... PADGETT POWELL What our partnership is trying to do is get more use of the space above downtown. There are just all... DUDLEY SCHULER Life is a bowl of cherries. Some cherries are rotten while others are good; its your job to throw ou... C. JOYBELL C. Most bad people are good people that don’t know how to think critically. These people become the b... DEBASISH MRIDHA I stopped thinking about it after trying to figure out what are the lessons learned, and there are s... KALPANA CHAWLA we people at the bottom feel everything; but it is hard for us to speak out our hearts. our thoughts... MAXIM GORKY I used to say there were only ... a few hundred (in the latter category). These are people who like ... IRA WINKLER When people begin to define the things that they believe in, based upon the exclusion of all the thi... C. JOYBELL C. When Roger Ailes hired me, he knew I was the daughter of a college professor and a nurse. There was ... MEGYN KELLY We are very pleased to have Roger join our board of directors. With his international and management... JOHN HALEY All of were shocked, all of us were stunned. All of us are trying to figure out what do we do now? WILLIAM HOGARTH It was an outdoor Shakespeare theater that I grew up at. That feels like home, and the place I'm... HAMISH LINKLATER
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If somebody wants to book Alec Baldwin on one of our shows, and he wants to come on and talk to our ... ROGER AILES I want clean water and clean air and conservation... that's not what extreme environmentalists a... ROGER AILES In a capitalistic society, success is determined by whether you can pay the bills. ROGER AILES I never want to lose. I hate to lose... But Babe Ruth struck out 1,300 times. You can't hit the ... ROGER AILES Audiences are shifting. Platforms are shifting. Ages are shifting. It's better to be in charge o... ROGER AILES Growing up in Ohio and just being kind of an average guy from flyover country - my dad was a factory... ROGER AILES I have a soft spot for Joe Biden. I like him. But he's dumb as an ashtray. ROGER AILES I grew up in the era when Dan Rather hated Richard Nixon. He was a newsman, but you knew what his op... ROGER AILES I don't remember threatening anybody, ever. I don't like threats. I don't respond well t... ROGER AILES If you've got a big star like O'Reilly, it does overshadow what the hard-news guys do during... ROGER AILES Hispanics who get on government programs are doing only a little better than they were in the old co... ROGER AILES I don't have any focus groups on talent and programming. If I need five people in a mall to be p... ROGER AILES Joe McGinniss will be remembered as a talented man. He changed political writing forever in 1968. We... ROGER AILES 'Vanity Fair' is a left-wing rag. ROGER AILES It's like going to one of those IMAX movies where you go out and you say, 'wow, that was great,' and... ROGER AILES Jack and I are very easy with each other, ... He'll run the operation. He and I will meet daily. I'l... ROGER AILES We've never had to retract a story ROGER AILES We haven't retracted a story in seven years. We didn't do 'Tailwind.' We don't have a guy on cocaine... ROGER AILES We're not programming to conservatives. We're just not eliminating their point of view. ROGER AILES tolerate waiting and would be patient but only as long as they were convinced that Bush was using th... ROGER AILES We dragged him to a lecture by Al Gore, kicking and screaming, ROGER AILES You never pull the trigger until you know you can win. ROGER AILES Backed by the strongest media company in the world, My Network TV is a viable alternative brought to... ROGER AILES The only question is whether we depict Willie Horton with a knife in his hand or without it. ROGER AILES I was the youngest producer of a national television show when I was twenty-five. I took it to 182 m... ROGER AILES Yes, people will pay for the Fox News Channel, despite the fact that the general feeling, one create... ROGER AILES The news business is simple, but it's not easy to do well. ROGER AILES My first qualification is I didn't go to Columbia Journalism School. ROGER AILES I was in the Oval Office when Neil Armstrong landed on the moon because I was called in to coordinat... ROGER AILES Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life. He never earned a penny that wasn't publ... ROGER AILES It would be a lie to say that I don't care what people say about me. Every human being cares unl... ROGER AILES Everybody fears the unknown. But I have a strong feeling there's something bigger than us. I don... ROGER AILES I don't tell Rupert Murdoch who to endorse. ROGER AILES PTSD is curable when one realises how the unconscious mind works and that the symptoms of PTSD are a... ROGER ROGER It's a miracle was the last track recorded for the album, we based it on the rhythm from the mid... ROGER WATERS When I won in 2003, never in my wildest dreams did I ever think I would win Wimbledon and have my ki... ROGER FEDERER Confidence doesn't come out of nowhere. It's a result of something... hours and days and wee... ROGER STAUBACH Football teaches you hard work. It takes a lot of unspectacular preparation to have spectacular resu... ROGER STAUBACH We should embrace our immigrant roots and recognize that newcomers to our land are not part of the p... ROGER MAHONY I think the ethics and morals of genetic engineering are very complicated. It intrigues me. ROGER SPOTTISWOODE I enjoyed the position I was in as a tennis player. I was to blame when I lost. I was to blame when ... ROGER FEDERER You always want to win. That is why you play tennis, because you love the sport and try to be the be... ROGER FEDERER When you do something best in life, you don't really want to give that up - and for me it's ... ROGER FEDERER I always used to look at books and wonder how anybody could come up with so many words. But my divor... ROGER WATERS I like simplicity. I like using natural sources. I like images to look natural - as though somebody ... ROGER DEAKINS For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. ROGER BACON Let us live no more to ourselves, but to Him who loved us, and gave Himself to die for us. ROGER SHERMAN In burgundy, a well-cut and properly tailored velvet blazer looks dashing with gray flannels and a c... ROGER STONE Plush velvet conjures up kings and opulence. ROGER STONE Bitcoin never sleeps. We need to move quickly and grow quickly and do everything sooner rather than ... ROGER VER In the days of segregation, when blacks were limited to certain neighborhoods, you could look around... ROGER WILKINS I have a little studio in Chinatown, and I sometimes go there and rearrange my brushes. But I would ... ROGER REES I'm as patient a father as I am on the tennis court. It takes a lot for me to get really upset, ... ROGER FEDERER Every well-dressed gentleman must have an all-cotton oxford cloth button-down shirt from Brooks Brot... ROGER STONE 'XIII' is a spy show. I think the comic book is a little too similar to 'The Bourne Iden... ROGER AVARY Unless you are a lawyer or Fortune 500 CEO, carrying a briefcase is, well, nerdy. ROGER STONE If you're more interested in looking like a hipster, a jazz musician, or a young hunk, I'd r... ROGER STONE From the moment I liberated Brigitte, the moment I showed her how to be truly herself, our marriage ... ROGER VADIM Nothing ruins the lines of a suit or blazer and makes you look more like a doofus than when your poc... ROGER STONE Some years ago, I wrote a book called the Emperor's New Mind and that book was describing a poin... ROGER PENROSE Cameroon is a football country - children are born playing football. ROGER MILLA Here in Cameroon, football is our leading political party. It's football alone that that unites ... ROGER MILLA Cameroon is stronger because it's a country of conquerors, of winners. Cameroon's players ar... ROGER MILLA A few actresses have all but set up shop as women of a certain age who attract younger lovers. I thi... ROGER EBERT I was put off by people at school - my cabbage wasn't as good as other people's, you know, s... ROGER MCGOUGH Socks must be at least an 18-percent synthetic blend to insure they don't droop, because droopy ... ROGER STONE Lots of hardworking, blue-collar people across America have lost their jobs since the 1990s - victim... ROGER STONE Not only am I a spender, I have had a couple of business people in the past who have been spending m... ROGER MOORE The classical actor in England makes roughly the equivalent of a bus driver. ROGER REES For if any man who never saw fire proved by satisfactory arguments that fire burns. His hearer's... ROGER BACON Blockbusters run the mainstream industry. We may never again have a decade like the 1970s, when dire... ROGER EBERT I never liked guns, I hate them, I always blink before they go off. 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existence is made known. ROGER PENROSE Illegal immigration is not just a matter of interest in states along our border with Mexico. It is h... ROGER WICKER The private sector can go forward, if it must, with destruction of embryos for questionable and ethi... ROGER WICKER What it comes down to is that modern society discriminates against the right hemisphere. ROGER SPERRY To speak as the common people do, to think as wise men do. ROGER ASCHAM Legislation to create a new 10 percent tax bracket, reduce the marriage penalty, cut the tax rate on... ROGER WICKER The issues surrounding illegal immigration are wide-ranging and complex, but there is no question ab... ROGER WICKER So you think you can tell heaven from hell - blue skies from pain? Can you tell a green field from a... ROGER WATERS It is false to suggest that medical breakthroughs come only through government research. ROGER WICKER The day of battle dawned pink as the fresh-bitten thigh of a maiden. ROGER ZELAZNY One of the greatest and simplest tools for learning more and growing is doing more. JOHN ROGER Money is the most egalitarian force in society. It confers power on whoever holds it. ROGER STARR The Establishment on both the Left and the Right, who want to disenfranchise the millions of Republi... ROGER STONE I get blamed for things I have nothing to do with. ROGER STONE I would not rule out going to Israel because I disapprove of the foreign policy any more than I woul... ROGER WATERS I remember when a Coke came in a six-ounce bottle, and delicious it was. Now it comes in sizes so bi... ROGER EBERT Nothing shows both polish and utility like the nattily tucked pocket handkerchief or 'pocket squ... ROGER STONE It is not the place, nor the condition, but the mind alone that can make anyone happy or miserable... ROGER L'ESTRANGE Anything that you do to increase job security automatically does work for you. It makes your employe... ROGER SMITH It is costly wisdom that is bought by experience. ROGER ASCHAM By experience we find out a shorter way by a long wandering.
Learning teacheth more in one year th... ROGER ASCHAM Too often students are given answers to remember, rather than problems to solve ROGER LEWIN The Muse visits during the act of creation, not before. Don't wait for her. Start alone. ROGER EBERT Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized ni... ROGER EBERT The earth seemed to move with me. I found a new source of power and beauty, a source I never knew ex... ROGER BANNISTER I saw my earlier selves as different people, acquaintances I had outgrown. I wondered how I could ev... ROGER ZELAZNY People read the papers not in the hopes of learning something new, but in the expectation of being t... ROGER EBERT You win not by chance, but by preparation. ROGER MARIS You hit home runs not by chance but by preparation. ROGER MARIS In really good companies, you have to lead. You have to come up with big ideas and express them forc... ROGER ENRICO Left eyebrow raised, right eyebrow raised. ROGER MOORE Confidence doesn't come out of nowhere. It's a result of something... hours and days and weeks and y... ROGER STAUBACH The greatest crime in the world is not developing your potential. When you do what you do best, you ... ROGER WILLIAMS Too often when give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve. ROGER LEWIN Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health, knowledge... ROGER BABSON Let me tell you a story. The day after Columbine, I was interviewed for the Tom Brokaw news program.... ROGER EBERT We can learn from history on condition that we understand it is history. ROGER KAPLAN Loving is the only sure road out of darkness, the only serum known that cures self-centeredness. ROGER M'CKUEN Fear can be conquered. I became a better person and a better football player when I learned that les... ROGER CRAIG You don't just stumble into the future. You create your own future. ROGER SMITH Of what use is freedom of speech to those who fear to offend? ROGER EBERT There are only three sins - causing pain, causing fear, and causing anguish. The rest is window dres... ROGER CARAS Reasoning draws a conclusion, but does not make the conclusion certain, unless the mind discovers it... ROGER BACON The reality of life is that your perceptions -- right or wrong -- influence everything else you do. ... ROGER BIRKMAN All science requires mathematics. The knowledge of mathematical things is almost innate in us. This ... ROGER BACON Inflation is determined by money supply growth. ROGER BOOTLE If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there ma... ROGER CARAS So long as we have enough people in this country willing to fight for their rights, we'll be called ... ROGER BALDWIN Cats don't like change without their consent. ROGER CARAS Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is suppose... ROGER CARAS The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. ROGER BANNISTER Argument is conclusive... but... it does not remove doubt, so that the mind may rest in the sure kno... ROGER BACON To laugh, to lie, to flatter to face,
Foure waies in court to win men's grace. ROGER ASCHAM Confidence doesn't come out of nowhere. It's a result of something... hours and days and weeks and ... ROGER STAUBACH The sexual parts are not only vivid examples of the body's dominion; they are also apertures whose d... ROGER SCRUTON I think that one of the qualifications of artists should be a vow of celibacy. They should be confin... ROGER LEWIS I think that one of the qualifications of artists should be a vow of celibacy. They should be confi... ROGER LEWIS Boxing is smoky halls and kidneys battered until they bleed. ROGER KAHN Reality is the best possible cure for dreams. ROGER STARR Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats ROGER CARAS Children love to be alone because alone is where they know themselves, and where they dream. ROGER ROSENBLATT When I look back at the tapes, your first everything, your first All-Star Game, your first playoff e... ROGER CLEMENS Who would have ever thought that I'd end up saying that I want to be an all-around entertainer? ... ROGER DALTREY Bitcoin is amazingly transformative because it's the first time in the entire history of the wor... ROGER VER Several other aerospace and defense firms have announced plans to build facilities in north Mississi... ROGER WICKER There is nothing - nothing - worse than seeing ankle or a hairy calf when a man in a suit or trouser... ROGER STONE Horse racing is animated roulette. ROGER KAHN If you need three adjectives to describe something, then you've probably chosen the wrong someth... ROGER ROSENBLATT A lot of people just go to movies that feed into their preexisting and not so noble needs and desire... ROGER EBERT The skills I acquired in Southeastern Louisiana University, Thrifty Drugs, Pacific Mutual, along wit... ROGER WANG In the commercial real estate business, brokers spearhead major accounts. But they wouldn't have... ROGER STAUBACH I was considered chubby as a teen. ROGER MOORE All science requires mathematics. The knowledge of mathematical things is almost innate in us. This ... ROGER BACON Teach love, generosity, good manners and some of that will drift from the classroom to the home and ... ROGER MOORE No writer besides Shakespeare has created more memorable characters attached to vices and virtues. I... ROGER ROSENBLATT Tennis and golf are best played, not watched. ROGER KAHN I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press. ROGER KAHN We do foreign assistance for altruistic reasons, certainly for humanitarian reasons, of course. But ... ROGER WICKER I didn't learn the alphabet until I was 11. ROGER MOORE Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ROGER CARAS Cats don't like change without their consent. ROGER CARAS I am as confounded by dogs as I am indebted to them. ROGER CARAS Some of our greatest historical and artistic treasures we place in museums; others, we take for walk... ROGER CARAS If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but ther... ROGER CARAS Why are some people bullied? Because they are different. How? It doesn't matter. ROGER EBERT Why is it that English, drama and music teachers are most often recalled as our mentors and inspirat... ROGER EBERT My motto: 'No good movie is depressing. All bad movies are depressing.' ROGER EBERT By going to the movies, and because of other things, too, going to college, making a wide variety of... ROGER EBERT Teaching prejudice to a child is itself a form of bullying. You've got to be taught to hate. ROGER EBERT Life is made up of challenges that cannot be solved but only accepted. ROGER EBERT It is reckless to make broad generalizations about any group of people. ROGER EBERT I think that probably the - I don't give quotes to studios. They have to get those out of the pa... ROGER EBERT And I think both the left and the right should celebrate people who have different opinions, and dis... ROGER EBERT We don't have a lot of class-conscious filmmaking. ROGER EBERT It is quite possible for the vulgar to be funny, but to succeed, it must rise to a certain genius. ROGER EBERT I've never found kicks to the groin particularly funny, although recent work in the genre of the... ROGER EBERT I think we have to get beyond the idea that we have to categorize people. ROGER EBERT Open-heart surgery is now part of a typical life experience for many people. Folks talk casually abo... ROGER EBERT No good movie is too long and no bad movie is short enough. ROGER EBERT Every great film should seem new every time you see it. ROGER EBERT Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road day after day? They are in search of that elusi... ROGER EBERT Clouds do not really look like camels or sailing ships or castles in the sky. They are simply a natu... ROGER EBERT I begin to feel like most Americans don't understand the First Amendment, don't understand t... ROGER EBERT Nothing ever seems straightforward in Venice, least of all its romances. ROGER EBERT One difference between film noir and more straightforward crime pictures is that noir is more open t... ROGER EBERT To make others less happy is a crime. To make ourselves unhappy is where all crime starts. We must t... ROGER EBERT Parents and schools should place great emphasis on the idea that it is all right to be different. Ra... ROGER EBERT There is a part of me that will forever want to be walking under autumn leaves, carrying a briefcase... ROGER EBERT Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you. ROGER EBERT That's one of the things I like best about folk music is the beautiful melodies - and the harmon... ROGER MCGUINN Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. ROGER MILLER The reason I'm a Nixonite is because of his indestructibility and resilience. He never quit. ROGER STONE The idea that a book can advise a woman how to capture a man is touchingly naive. Books advising men... ROGER EBERT Since 2001, the Patriot Act has provided the means to detect and disrupt terrorist threats against t... ROGER WICKER The war on terrorism has made national security a legitimate concern, and a rising deficit, changes ... ROGER MAHONY My father believed in toughness, honesty, politeness and being on time. All very important lessons. ROGER MOORE ' The Lucky One' is at its heart a romance novel, elevated however by Nicholas Sparks' p... ROGER EBERT In any team sport, the best teams have consistency and chemistry. ROGER STAUBACH Every man's closet must contain a trench coat. It's hard for any gentleman not to look dashi... ROGER STONE You can have a movie with hardly any cuts, or very few cuts, that is fascinating, you can't take... ROGER EBERT How can you be conservative and justify wiretapping people without a warrant? We're supposed to ... ROGER STONE Money is speech. It's incongruous to say a multimillionaire can spend as much on his own campaig... ROGER STONE Anthony Weiner is a crafty and worthy adversary - an unrepentant lefty who is usually a savvy media ... ROGER STONE