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Sparrow 13 Laughingwand quote: "Bullshit is as common as lame poetry and more unavoidable than<br />those armed men who are there to protect you from <br />Bullshit like this is straight from the lab and god loves you and<br />the government doesn't want war and it's the best movie since <br />Repo Man and if i stopped drinking the world might end anyway <br />and breathanarianism and immortality for anything besides <br /><br />Bullshit that's as common as murder and jailhouse tattoos selling <br />bunk drugs in paint chip hotels where a cigarette burn on <br />the mattress tells you more about death than a splatter movie <br />festival."

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Bullshit is as common as lame poetry and more unavoidable than
those armed men who are there to protect you from
Bullshit like this is straight from the lab and god loves you and
the government doesn't want war and it's the best movie since
Repo Man and if i stopped drinking the world might end anyway
and breathanarianism and immortality for anything besides

Bullshit that's as common as murder and jailhouse tattoos selling
bunk drugs in paint chip hotels where a cigarette burn on
the mattress tells you more about death than a splatter movie
festival.


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