The Problem is Not the Problem.The Problem is Your Attitude Towards the Problem
Captain Jack Sparrow
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Your problem isn't the problem. Your attitude towards the problem is the problem.
LALIT BHOJWANI The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem
BRIAN TRACY The outcome of your situation is directly determined by your attitude towards your problem.
CORALLIE BUCHANAN The problem with compassion is that it is not photogenic.
SEBASTIAN HORSLEY I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT The problem with me is that nothing embarrasses me.
DAVID HASSELHOFF An oversupply of national sentiment is not the problem in Somalia. The problem is a lack of it. The ...
MELES ZENAWI The world is not a problem; the problem is your unawareness
BHAGWAN SHREE RAJNEESH The world is not a problem; the problem is your unawareness
BHAGWAN RAJNEESH That's the problem with ADHD: I have no focus; I get bored.
HANNAH GADSBY The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
DAVID GERROLD The problem with prototypes is they don't always work.
LAURIE ANDERSON The problem with public school is not overcrowding in the classroom. The problem is not teacher unio...
P. J. O'ROURKE Your problem is never really your problem, your reaction to your problem is your problem.
BRIAN KINSEY The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
BILL WATTERSON The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.
DAVID LEE ROTH The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.
HARLAND WILLIAMS The problem with losing your anonymity is that you can never go back.
MARLA MAPLES I was interested in Java the beginning, but the problem with Java is you do have to switch your plat...
MIGUEL DE ICAZA The problem of the twentieth century is the problem of the color line.
W.E.B. DU BOIS When faced with a problem what determines your success or failure is your attitude
SOTONYE ANGA The problem we are dealing with at the border is not a Democratic problem. It is not a Republican pr...
J. D. HAYWORTH Captain Jack Sparrow is like a cross between Keith Richards and Pepe Le Pew.
JOHNNY DEPP It is hard to face the problem, when the problem is your face.
UNKNOWN That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.
KARL PILKINGTON The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
HUMPHREY BOGART Problems are not the problem; coping is the problem.
VIRGINIA SATIR The problem is not Republican principals. The problem is unprincipled Republicans.
ALFONZO RACHEL The problem is not money. The problem is priorities and leadership.
BRETT BADER The faith is not the problem, Bernadette. The problem is the faithful.
ROBERT FERRIGNO the problem at this point is that there is a problem.
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS Captain, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
JOSS WHEDON I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
UNKNOWN The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that hav...
THEODORE RUBIN The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that hav...
THEODORE ISAAC RUBIN The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that ha...
THEODORE RUBIN Why Fight When You Can Negotiate?
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW A positive attitude may not solve every problem but it makes solving any problem a more pleasant exp...
GRANT FAIRLEY The problem with comedy audiences - it's like the Coliseum - when they see someone struggling, t...
JO BRAND The biggest problem with dyslexic kids is not the perceptual problem, it is their perception of them...
CAITLYN JENNER We shall find the answer when we examine the problem, the problem is never apart from the answer, th...
BRUCE LEE You cannot solve a problem without knowing what the problem is
SOTONYE ANGA It's not the only problem, but certainly it is a major problem.
CHRISTOPHER HILL In the present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem
RONALD REAGAN Don't tell God how big your problem is. Tell your problem how big God is.
OWEN ORR This is not a Black problem. It is not a white problem. It is not a police problem. It is a WE probl...
BOBBY F. KIMBROUGH JR. To ask the 'right' question is far more important than to receive the answer. The solution of a prob...
JIDDU KRISHNAMURTI The problem is not in the sugar when it tastes bitter, the problem is with the tongue.
MUNIA KHAN The problem is not that Women think, the problem is that they think that they THINK!
RAMANA PEMMARAJU The big problem many people today have is not the problem of having inspiration
SUNDAY ADELAJA A problem is not considered as a problem unless it gives us a problem.
KOWSALAPATHY The Kurdish problem is not only the problem of one part of my nation: it is a problem of every one o...
RECEP TAYYIP ERDOGAN “The problem is not that the (deaf) students do not hear. The problem is that the hearing world do...
JESSE JACKSON Rent isn't the problem. Safety is the problem.
LATRICE MOORE The problem with taking amps to a shop is that they come back sounding like another amp.
STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer.
JOAN COLLINS The problem with living in a fast-food nation is that we expect food to be cheap.
ALICE WATERS The problem with meditating is I generally go to sleep, and that's because I'm doing it wron...
MARGARET ATWOOD The problem with TV now is that there's so much competition, that you're always on the chopp...
ELISHA CUTHBERT The problem with a cost reduction strategy is that there is a finite limit.You can only get to zero.
ELIYAHU GOLDRATT The problem is not to trust people the problem is who wants you to end up well.
OLASOT The problem with denying the problem is that it also denies the solution.
ABHISHEK KUMAR I think people feel threatened by homosexuality. The problem isn't about gay people, the problem...
HOLLIS STACY The way we see the problem is the problem.
STEPHEN COVEY The way we see the problem is the problem
STEPHEN R. COVEY When there is a problem, always identify and evaluate your underlying assumptions that may be contri...
ELIZABETH THORNTON The problem with doing physically ambitious art is that to view it, you still have to be in your phy...
MOLLY CRABAPPLE It is well known that "problem avoidance" is an important part of problem solving. Instead of solvin...
EDWARD DE BONO "Your problem isn't karma, Sheldon, it's attitude!" "Well, Lonnie, maybe it's attitudinal karma !"
ANONYMOUS This is not a problem. There will not be a problem.
JENNY NASH The problem with people is; they see the problem.
KAREMA MCGHEE Service is not a San Francisco problem. It's a national problem, ... It's the largest problem in the...
ZAGAT SURVEY If the best is possible, than good is never enough and only do the best.
ROBERT SIAHAAN The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much.
RONALD REAGAN The solution of every problem is another problem
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE To believe or not to believe, is a problem. To leave or to conceive is another problem. To ascertain...
A. SALEH The environment issue is not just a China problem, but a global problem as well.
DEBRA KOCHER Having problems is not a problem. Not trying to solve them is a problem.
LALIT BHOJWANI The problem with psychiatry is, it doesn't know what the problem is.
DR HITESH C SHETH The problem is not one of rogue cops. The problem is a problem of rogue leadership. The problem is a...
IRA GLASSER It is enough knowing the problem to solve the problem.
JIM GENOVESE To use your whole brain, quiet the raucous conscious mind so the unconscious one can think.
JIM GENOVESE I just never thought I'd get to see how beautiful you'd become
JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT You're beautiful, too. I mean, you're hot,” I blurted out. “But I always knew you would be.” m...
JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT You Have Seen the Cure for Cancer Many Times, Even Right Now! So the Problem is Not Finding a Cure, ...
THEHEALTHFOODGURU Patience is ability to keep good attitude while waiting.Good attitude makes one behaving well while ...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA The problem with generalizations and judgments, the words we hurl as insults, is that they deny our ...
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NAOMI KLEIN The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples' money.
MARGARET THATCHER The problem with real estate is that it's local. You have to understand the local market.
ROBERT KIYOSAKI This is not a Vietnamese problem; this is a global public health problem where Vietnam is at the fro...
HANS TROEDSSON Running is the easiest solution to every problem. The capability of choosing this option on the basi...
DAVID BARIK To search the sands of a lost desert for truth and justice in this world today you might as well be ...
GARY F EVANS... Self-control is not a problem in the future. It's only a problem NOW when the chocolates is next to ...
SHLOMO BERNARTZI The greatest problem you have is your greatest opportunity.
MICHAEL WICKETT The greatest problem you have is your greatest opportunity
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MIKE POMPEO The problem of the twentieth century is the problem of the color line.
W. E. B. DU BOIS This is not about turning people away from the park, ... The problem is not that there's too many pe...
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