She's been on more laps than a napkin.
WALTER WINCHELL Nothing recedes like success.
WALTER WINCHELL Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.
WALTER WINCHELL The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.
WALTER WINCHELL The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.
WALTER WINCHELL Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.
WALTER WINCHELL I never lost a friend I wanted to keep.
WALTER WINCHELL Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pant...
WALTER WINCHELL An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.
WALTER WINCHELL Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of ex...
WALTER WINCHELL Gossip is the art of saying nothing in such a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.
WALTER WINCHELL A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.
WALTER WINCHELL Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.
WALTER WINCHELL I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.
WALTER WINCHELL The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.
WALTER WINCHELL Relationships are like crystals, you don't realize how much you love it until it breaks.
WALTER WINCHELL Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile whe...
WALTER WINCHELL Optimist: A man who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.
WALTER WINCHELL A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
WALTER WINCHELL Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
WALTER WINCHELL Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having i...
WALTER WINCHELL A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out
WALTER WINCHELL We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they ...
WALTER WINCHELL Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.
WALTER WINCHELL I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.
WALTER WINCHELL Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone...
WALTER WINCHELL It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.
WALTER WINCHELL If friends were flowers, I'd pick you
WALTER WINCHELL Good friends are like stars.... You don't always see them, but you know they are always there
WALTER WINCHELL You won't realize the distance you've walked until you take a look around and realize how far you've...
WALTER WINCHELL The best things in life come in threes, like friends, dreams, and memories.
WALTER WINCHELL Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery
WALTER WINCHELL She's been on more laps than a napkin
WALTER WINCHELL No! Someday you will understand. Just save it in a box.
WALTER WINCHELL Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pant...
WALTER WINCHELL The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother-and the public.
WALTER WINCHELL Good evening Mr and Mrs America, from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. ...
WALTER WINCHELL Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.
WALTER WINCHELL and I worked on the voice for months. I would play tapes for people, and sometimes they couldn't tel...
WALTER WINCHELL A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air
WALTER WINCHELL In good times and bad times, I'll be on your side for ever more...that's what friends are for.
WALTER WINCHELL Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You must never miss the opportunity to tel...
WALTER WINCHELL A friend is one who walks in when others walk out
WALTER WINCHELL Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having i...
WALTER WINCHELL He (Alexander Woollcott) always praises the first production of each season, being reluctant to ston...
WALTER WINCHELL No, I'll hold it. It'll make the show better.
WALTER WINCHELL The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend
WALTER WINCHELL I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.
APRIL WINCHELL I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.
APRIL WINCHELL I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.
APRIL WINCHELL I never have anything to talk about.
APRIL WINCHELL I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.
APRIL WINCHELL I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, t...
APRIL WINCHELL I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.
APRIL WINCHELL I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.
APRIL WINCHELL I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.
APRIL WINCHELL I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music ...
APRIL WINCHELL I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.
APRIL WINCHELL My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw...
APRIL WINCHELL Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demor...
APRIL WINCHELL Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented thi...
APRIL WINCHELL Children are so used to seeing puppets that when they see a real ventriloquist they don't unders...
PAUL WINCHELL Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you l...
APRIL WINCHELL I think television defeats ventriloquism.
PAUL WINCHELL Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.
APRIL WINCHELL Walt gave me a VIP tour of the studio. I remember people doing voices.
PAUL WINCHELL Ventriloquism today is in a slump.
PAUL WINCHELL Except we have to first obtain travel documents. It's a whole process of getting through to the Chin...
LEIGH WINCHELL They've not technically entered the U.S. For all intents and purposes, we could have turned around a...
LEIGH WINCHELL Trafficking in counterfeit documents poses a serious security vulnerability and contributes to a hos...
LEIGH WINCHELL Clearly it's an organized human smuggling attempt. It is a huge business and these people are treate...
LEIGH WINCHELL They would have been caught one way or another.
LEIGH WINCHELL Human smuggling is an enforcement priority for ICE because it undermines the integrity of our nation...
LEIGH WINCHELL ICE is committed to using our law enforcement authorities to dismantle the methods criminals use to ...
LEIGH WINCHELL The significance of this one I can say with confidence is an entire organization was shut down.
LEIGH WINCHELL Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock.
WALTER BENJAMIN America's health care system is neither healthy, caring, nor a system.
WALTER CRONKITE I look forward to making tangible and inspirational contributions to the Houston Technology Center&#...
WALTER O'BRIEN Every passion borders on the chaotic, but the collector's passion borders on the chaos of memori...
WALTER BENJAMIN All human knowledge takes the form of interpretation.
WALTER BENJAMIN I can never believe how much time and energy and money and talent and everything else is being poure...
WALTER BECKER There are some things that I write that I know are personal in a way, or the gag is so obscure that ...
WALTER BECKER We have been fortunate enough to do something that has always been out of the mainstream and yet hav...
WALTER BECKER All our wives are experimental psychologists.
WALTER BECKER If there's a strange way to do something, I would certainly like to know about it. I feel that I...
WALTER BECKER I always look for the weirdest note to land on. I felt that that was the least I could do for the gr...
WALTER BECKER From a linguistic point of view, you can't really take much objection to the notion that a show ...
WALTER BECKER That's sort of what we wanted to do: conquer from the margins, sort of find our place in the mid...
WALTER BECKER You have a kid, and it's like, 'He's gotta go to college! Gotta have some clothes!'
WALTER BECKER '8 Miles to Pancake Day' is a reconciliation of the classic space-time dilemma.
WALTER BECKER It seemed like the more complex the music we were playing, the less able we were to guarantee its co...
WALTER BECKER There was a film called 'FM,' and we were asked to do the title song. And I said, 'Does ...
WALTER BECKER 'Deacon Blues' was special for me. It's the only time I remember mixing a record all day...
WALTER BECKER The protagonist in 'Deacon Blues' is a triple-L loser - an L-L-L Loser. It's not so much...
WALTER BECKER There's a great freedom in writing by yourself. You can write anything you want.
WALTER BECKER I spent a couple of years not doing any music or anything, just here in Hawaii trying to get healthy...
WALTER BECKER I'm not interested in a rock/jazz fusion.
WALTER BECKER It's great fun to play with a really good band.
WALTER BECKER People are really exercised about one particular thing, and that is themselves. They will bore you e...
WALTER BECKER Rock music is being systematically merged with fashion.
WALTER BECKER Cynicism, I contend, is the wailing of someone who believes that things are, or should be, or could ...
WALTER BECKER When you start to work with someone, there's a negotiation that takes place involving what's...
WALTER BECKER My primary influences were the best jazz players from the 50's and 60's and later some of th...
WALTER BECKER I listen to a mixture of old jazz, contemporary, pop, some world beat stuff and various odds and end...
WALTER BECKER I'm a self-taught musician aside from what I've been able to pick up from other players.
WALTER BECKER Honor sinks where commerce long prevails.
WALTER BAGEHOT You may talk of the tyranny of Nero and Tiberius; but the real tyranny is the tyranny of your next-d...
WALTER BAGEHOT An influential member of parliament has not only to pay much money to become such, and to give time ...
WALTER BAGEHOT No real English gentleman, in his secret soul, was ever sorry for the death of a political economist...
WALTER BAGEHOT The being without an opinion is so painful to human nature that most people will leap to a hasty opi...
WALTER BAGEHOT No great work has ever been produced except after a long interval of still and musing meditation.
WALTER BAGEHOT Public opinion is a permeating influence, and it exacts obedience to itself; it requires us to drink...
WALTER BAGEHOT The habit of common and continuous speech is a symptom of mental deficiency. It proceeds from not kn...
WALTER BAGEHOT All the best stories in the world are but one story in reality - the story of escape. It is the only...
WALTER BAGEHOT Life is a school of probability.
WALTER BAGEHOT It is unsound for an independent editor to be a financial contributor to any cause which would cause...
WALTER ANNENBERG I have very little respect for Nancy Reagan. There is something about her that is very petty.
WALTER ANNENBERG I cannot compromise or inhibit my independence.
WALTER ANNENBERG Your Majesty, I took the liberty because I was so desirous of visiting alone with you for a few minu...
WALTER ANNENBERG God grant you the strength to fight off the temptations of surrender.
WALTER ANNENBERG You will not be satisfied unless you are contributing something to or for the benefit of others.
WALTER ANNENBERG What matters is that you are doing what you think is right based on the standards which you hold.
WALTER ANNENBERG The greatest happiness comes from being vitally interested in something that excites all your energi...
WALTER ANNENBERG Live rich, die poor; never make the mistake of doing it the other way round.
WALTER ANNENBERG I shall participate, I shall contribute, and in so doing, I will be the gainer.
WALTER ANNENBERG Adversity tests us from time to time and it is inevitable that this testing continues during life.
WALTER ANNENBERG Accomplish something every day of your life.
WALTER ANNENBERG People who think about art as an investment are pathetic.
WALTER ANNENBERG The test of character is having the ability to meet challenges.
WALTER ANNENBERG In the world today, a young lady who does not have a college education just is not educated.
WALTER ANNENBERG Never buy four C-plus paintings when you can buy one A.
WALTER ANNENBERG My country has been very good to me; I must be good to my country.
WALTER ANNENBERG Some people find an interest in making money, and though they appear to be slaving, many actually en...
WALTER ANNENBERG Many activities and team play participation will give you a training that will prove invaluable late...
WALTER ANNENBERG Too much work, too much vacation, too much of any one thing is unsound.
WALTER ANNENBERG The greatest power is not money power, but political power.
WALTER ANNENBERG I am responsible. Although I may not be able to prevent the worst from happening, I am responsible f...
WALTER ANDERSON Good listeners, like precious gems, are to be treasured.
WALTER ANDERSON We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone - but paradoxically, if we cannot trust, ne...
WALTER ANDERSON I'm not afraid to learn from my coaches.
WALTER ALSTON I put myself through college playing pool.
WALTER ALSTON I always liked Casey Stengel as a manager because he seemed to have a grasp of so many things.
WALTER ALSTON The toughest thing about managing is knowing your personnel and what it can give you under all condi...
WALTER ALSTON I do worry about tomorrow's game, but never about next year's job.
WALTER ALSTON I've won plenty of games by knowing when to take out my pitcher; whom to replace him with; or ho...
WALTER ALSTON I think for being not unsympathetic that their appearance may also appear, so differently it, must; ...
ULRICH WALTER Every astronaut flew into space for a living. But while NASA has not solved the security problems, I...
ULRICH WALTER Judgment comes from experience - and experience comes from bad judgment.
WALTER WRISTON What I would like to be remembered for is that Walter Washington changed the spirit of the people of...
WALTER WASHINGTON Mine has been a concern for the people, a concern to maintain stability, a concern to get people wor...
WALTER WASHINGTON I passed the Bar on the first shot, But I have never practiced law.
WALTER WAGER I always liked spy stories.
WALTER WAGER I use the city because it saves time, I don't have to do a lot of research on the setting.
WALTER WAGER In France, I learned about wine and cheese.
WALTER WAGER I keep working under the delusion that someday a library will ask for my manuscripts.
WALTER WAGER The government of the German Democratic Republic rejects secret policies. It works for the people, a...
WALTER ULBRICHT May we soon enjoy the fruits of our labor in a peaceful and united Germany.
WALTER ULBRICHT The nature of a democracy consists to an important degree in the right of the people to criticize pr...
WALTER ULBRICHT The more you participate in our common endeavors, the more successful your work in the factory, mine...
WALTER ULBRICHT The West German population would protest passionately if it knew what secret meetings between the fe...
WALTER ULBRICHT When has there ever been a government in German history that came to the people and revealed its det...
WALTER ULBRICHT The plan shows that the twenty million people in the German democratic Republic and in the democrati...
WALTER ULBRICHT In the past, people worked together only when some great disaster threatened.
WALTER ULBRICHT The success of each of us benefits us all, and the success of us all benefits each of us individuall...
WALTER ULBRICHT Something new has happened: For the first time in German history our fatherland is guided by a plan ...
WALTER ULBRICHT The guiding principle is not to manufacture the goods everyone needs, rather to earn profits for a f...
WALTER ULBRICHT The victory of the working people over the exploiters and slave holders is at the same time the vict...
WALTER ULBRICHT Let us show our fellow countrymen and the entire world what the Germans can do when they work for pe...
WALTER ULBRICHT This hunger for profits causes great misery for the people.
WALTER ULBRICHT It is the most important contribution we can make to speeding up reunification.
WALTER ULBRICHT Let there be great enthusiasm for the plan throughout the entire republic that will overcome all obs...
WALTER ULBRICHT Gifts fall from heaven only in fairy tales.
WALTER ULBRICHT The Old Firm clubs are not easy clubs to manage and sometimes I think frustration comes in that, in ...
WALTER SMITH There are people for whom Rangers Football Club is their entire way of life.
WALTER SMITH From my own point of view, I hope everybody would realise that people who work in Scottish football ...
WALTER SMITH Paper and ink are all but trash, if I cannot find the thought which the writer did think.
WALTER SMITH I started out in Scotland, not as a footballer of any note, and I didn't play to draw the attent...
WALTER SMITH If you can achieve winning a league championship, that, to me, is the full test of the team and mana...
WALTER SMITH Whether people like it or not, you have to say the Old Firm are a major part of Scottish football. I...
WALTER SMITH Our works decay and disappear but God gentlest works stay looking down on the ruins we toil to rear.
WALTER SMITH The race of mankind would perish did they cease to aid each other. We cannot exist without mutual he...
WALTER SCOTT He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out o...
WALTER SCOTT A rusty nail placed near a faithful compass, will sway it from the truth, and wreck the argosy.
WALTER SCOTT Teach your children poetry; it opens the mind, lends grace to wisdom and makes the heroic virtues he...
WALTER SCOTT Faces that have charmed us the most escape us the soonest.
WALTER SCOTT Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep.
WALTER SCOTT When thinking about companions gone, we feel ourselves doubly alone.
WALTER SCOTT One hour of life, crowded to the full with glorious action, and filled with noble risks, is worth wh...
WALTER SCOTT Love rules the court, the camp, the grove, And men below, and saints above: For love is heaven, and ...
WALTER SCOTT Discretion is the perfection of reason, and a guide to us in all the duties of life.
WALTER SCOTT Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.
WALTER SCOTT To all, to each, a fair good-night, and pleasing dreams, and slumbers light.
WALTER SCOTT What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
WALTER SCOTT A lawyer without history or literature is a mechanic, a mere working mason; if he possesses some kno...
WALTER SCOTT Success or failure in business is caused more by the mental attitude even than by mental capacities.
WALTER SCOTT We build statues out of snow, and weep to see them melt.
WALTER SCOTT Look back, and smile on perils past.
WALTER SCOTT When I come to London, I always like to see what's playing at the NFT.
WALTER SALLES We all knew the book well because it's the cult book in Latin America. For me, this was a sacred...
WALTER SALLES The Sundance Institute has been vital to the film communities of Latin America.
WALTER SALLES