Booze, broads, and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

The only time bullshit flies is the few seconds that the turd is airborne from the bull's bunghole to the ground. Otherwise, don't count on bullshit to fly.

Oh and next time you feel like getting hammered, message me. That was some damn good stuff you puked all over yourself, I think it'd only fair I should get some, too. That hasn't already been through you, I mean.

I think all of us are looking for that which does not admit of bullshit . . . If you tell me you can bench press 450, hell, we'll load up the bar and put you under it. Either you can do it or you can't do it—you can't bullshit. Ultimately, sports are just about as close to what one would call the truth as it is possible to get in this world.

My whole philosophy is to broadcast the way a fan would broadcast.

I know it is the fans that are responsible for me being here. I've always tried in each and every broadcast to serve the fans to the best of my ability.