My whole philosophy is to broadcast the way a fan would broadcast.

I know it is the fans that are responsible for me being here. I've always tried in each and every broadcast to serve the fans to the best of my ability.

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

When I die, I hope they don't cremate me 'cuz I'll burn forever.

I've only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better.

It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get 'em interested. Wake 'em up and let 'em know that their season is coming, the good times are gonna roll.