Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.

Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day.

They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration."

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.

Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.