being funny is actually all about thinking "what if ?" in a creative way.

I m not funny, really m not !!! I just tell people the truth, and then they start laughing and say haha you are funny...but seriously m not!!!

Hey, religious nuts! Please do not grow up. Just go up!

I have proof that apes never evolved - you!

Lipstick?" He arched a brow.
"I'm on the hunt for my perfect shade," I respond, deadpan.
"Ditch the magenta. Your olive skin screams for rose." His deadpan is better than mine.

Love is relentless, and so am I ;)