Lipstick?" He arched a brow.
"I'm on the hunt for my perfect shade," I respond, deadpan.
"Ditch the magenta. Your olive skin screams for rose." His deadpan is better than mine.

You can not help being ugly, but you could stay home.

I'm a born-again atheist

We are the United States of Amnesia.

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.

i find it funny how republicans want less government yet their actions contradict this. if they want less government how about they just stop participating in the government and then there will be less government.