Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer

Who says Australia offers not a home for every poor Englishman, or any other countryman that finds his way to our shores? And what sort of thanks do we get for it?

L.A. makes you feel ugly.

Anyway, what makes people look youthful is the quality of their skin and I don't think you can change that.

Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.