Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare.

Happiness is a big joke; let us laugh at it loud.

I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow.Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.

Never cry because you have mountains of problem in your hands to solve. Always smile because each problems will someday resolve.

There are several theories on sex and all of them are lies.

Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty.