Another ingredient in a happy marriage: Budget the luxuries first! Notebooks of Lazarus Long, Robert A

All's fair in love and war-what a contemptible lie! Notebooks of Lazarus Long, Robert A

Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you.

When one teaches, two learn.

I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts... because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting.

If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.