American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers

The great American novel has not only already been written, it has already been rejected.

A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her, but she can never forgive him for the sacrifices he makes on her account

American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced

The impulse of the American woman to geld her husband and castrate her sons is very strong.

A woman may be as wicked as she likes, but if she isn't pretty it won't do her much good