A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her, but she can never forgive him for the sacrifices he makes on her account

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

A woman may be as wicked as she likes, but if she isn't pretty it won't do her much good

American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one [what women want]. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.

Most women have all other women as adversaries; most men have all other men as their allies