America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.
Stephen Colbert
Related And especially the newer bishops. Everybody knows they were appointed by the Holy Father. CARDINAL ZEN Absolutely father knows best, always do what your fathers say, and if you can't find one then ju... RAINN WILSON I don't know if [Davis] knows this, but my father passed away last summer. He became a father figure... ROBERT VADEN Stephen Colbert has such a loyal following; I don't know if it's the same with Jay Leno; he ... LISA HANNIGAN A man knows he is growing old because he begins to look like his father. GABRIEL GARCIA MARQUEZ A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father. GABRIEL GARCIA MARQUEZ He was a father of the nation. BLERIM SHALA When I was a little child, my parents taught me by example to pray. I began with a picture in my min... HENRY B. EYRING It is a wise father that knows his own child. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE It is a wise child that knows his own father. HOMER My father's best friend, Georgie Terra, was an Italian guy. The children and the cousins and nie... LOUIS GOSSETT, JR. I'm sure he knows this, but my father passed away this summer and (Davis is) like a father figure to... ROBERT VADEN I want my children to be proud of their father and to say, 'My father is the best dad in the wor... RICKY MARTIN He who knows best knows how little he knows. THOMAS JEFFERSON He who knows best knows how little he knows THOMAS JEFFERSON My father used to run auctions. He's now a singer in the Canary Islands. JASON STATHAM If a father does not altogether embrace a life of uncompromised sacrifice as the core of all princip... CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give ... SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR A father . . . knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because... BILL COSBY You lost your son, but reality he is alive, my father I lost him I know on 99% he is dead if this is... DEYTH BANGER Father...knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he on... BILL COSBY I have the best husband a wife could possibly have. He's the best father my children could have. VERA FARMIGA Both my mother and father were very supportive of any career move any of us wanted to make. The nice... LETA GANDOLFINI Both my mother and father were very supportive of any career move any of us wanted to make, ... The ... JAMES GANDOLFINI God our Heavenly Father knows us by name. Jesus Christ lives; He is the Messiah. He loves us. The At... DIETER F. UCHTDORF He's really focused. He knows what has to be done. He's focused on the task at hand. He wants to hav... JOE ANOAI I just want to make things right. I don't know if Billy Joel knows, but as an entertainer, and the f... ALICE ALYCE The heavenly Father knows all my faults. But still forgives all my sins. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Feast of Stephen, Deacon, First Martyr There is not a heart but has its moments of longing, ye... HENRY WARD BEECHER Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never g... SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR You took from me my best friend and the father of my children. CONNIE MILLER It is a wise father that knows his own child. -The Merchant of Venice. Act ii. Sc. 2. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Why, on my mother's birthday, am I thinking about 'Father Knows Best?' At our house, mot... TOM SHALES He who knows how to live, knows more than enough. VIKRANT PARSAI "Who hates his neighbor has not the rights of a child." And not only has he no rights as a child, he... SØREN KIERKEGAARD Since the day he came into office, President Bush has worked to gut more than 34 years of hard work ... JIM JEFFORDS A greedy father has thieves for children SERBIAN PROVERB Humans live best when each has his place, when each knows where he belongs in the scheme of things. ... FRANK HERBERT This team knows they belong among the best teams in the nation now. They are fearless and want to sh... GORDON EAKIN Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it! ILONA ANDREWS To have my life accepted as just another ordinary life, to have it viewed as common and regular, was... KATHERINE A. BRICCETTI He knows the water best who has waded through it DANISH PROVERB Sharon has transformed his image from that of a headstrong adventurer into a father of the nation. L... DOMINIQUE MOISI He knows what has to happen for him to be on our team. Keith Stokes knows that now. ADAM RITA Rendell is not just another governor. He's already been a national figure. He has been (Democratic N... LARRY SABATO By pleading guilty to these charges, our father has once again sacrificed his own interests for us. ... LISA MARTIN It is a wise tune that knows its own father, and I like my music to be the legitimate offspring of r... SAMUEL BUTLER In my mind, Tim's still the head coach. It's been his team for the last three years. This is still h... GREG SAND Moses became America's true founding father because he evangelized action; he justified risk. He... BRUCE FEILER And our wise Father in heaven knows when we're going to need things too. Don't run out ahead of Him. CORRIE TEN BOOM I have moved on from the hurt of my father and have accepted his sperm of life as his only positive ... NERISSA IRVING His house is gone, ... They found his truck in a tree and the tools he used to work were in the truc... DEBBIE JOHNSON He was a giver. He took all of the good things our mother and father taught. He was the best son a m... BILL HARMON He was a loving person and a devoted father. It's going to be hard raising them (our children) by my... MICHELLE YAZZIE ... the divine knowing - what the Father knows, and what the Word says in response to that knowing, ... ROBERT FARRAR CAPON Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover... JAMES JOYCE Either Jesus had a father, or he didn't. The question is a scientific one, and scientific eviden... RICHARD DAWKINS If Christ has been given us, if we are called to his discipleship we are given all things, literally... DIETRICH BONHOEFFER No man really knows how to live if he did, he would never die. VIKRANT PARSAI My customer has her own sense of style and knows herself well. My goal is to help women become the b... TOM FORD The only difference between a man and god is that man knows nothing but pretends as if he knows ever... ANURAAG I don't feel the depression the people who are always looking back to the '50s, to 'Fath... BHARATI MUKHERJEE My client has the child's baby bracelet and normally that is delivered to the father as a memento of... DAN SAMMONS We lived a lovely, middle-class, suburban life in Philadelphia. And I really thought that the TV pro... RICHARD CORLISS He was a very strict father, which in a way has helped me to become who I am today. He never pampere... RAM CHARAN It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. POPE JOHN XXIII He who knows he who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, is a fool, shun him; He who knows no... PROVERB He who knows little knows enough if he knows how to hold is tongue. ITALIAN PROVERB Surely your Lord-- He best knows who goes astray from His way, and He best knows those who follow th... QURAN True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a father figure to his girlfriends b... LARRY MCMURTRY True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a father figure to his girlfriends' ... LARRY MCMURTRY True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a father figure to his girlfriends' ... LARRY MCMURTRY He was the best fit for C-J. He knows Catholic education. He knows football and he'll embrace the tr... JOHN MARSHALL The best prayer one can make to the God is by promising that he will try to become a better human be... J C GUPTA He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him.
He who knows not and knows tha... ARAB PROVERB He who knows not and knows not he knows not: he is a fool - shun him. He who knows not and knows he ... PROVERB Father! My father knows the proper way The nation should be run; He tells us childr... EDGAR A. GUEST He who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, is a fool, shun him; He who knows not, and knows ... PERSIAN PROVERB They're wonderful images. (The exhibit) show Africa American dance has shaped what everyone in Ameri... LESLIE BROLIN Black America knows better than anyone else the high price children pay for the sexual agendas of ad... MAGGIE GALLAGHER Men are four:
He who knows not and knows not he knows not, he is a fool--shun
him;
He who kno... LADY BURTON I am Abhorsen..." He looked at the baby again and added, almost with a note of surprise, "Fathe... GARTH NIX A winner knows how much he still has to learn, even when he is considered an expert by others; a los... SYDNEY J. HARRIS He who knows not, knows not, he knows not, he is a fool shun him. He who knows not and knows h... BRUCE LEE Feast of Stephen, Deacon, First Martyr, the man who will not act until he knows all will never act a... JIM ELLIOT Feast of Stephen, Deacon, First Martyr The man who will not act until he knows all will never ... JIM ELLIOT She knows herself to be at the mercy of events, and she knows by now that events have no mercy. MARGARET ATWOOD The father was traumatized. He went into shock. He ran to the children to gather them up, and the ch... ISRAEL YAAKOV I have not been a good father, but no father has loved his children more. Like my father, I decided ... B. B. KING True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a father figure to his girlfriends... LARRY MCMURTRY And he would've been a great father, and he would've had a lot of fun with his children. MAUREEN SMITH A ‘good’ father will tenderly cultivate his children. But a ‘good’ father who is also a ‘b... CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH He knows about baseball. Also, he has Tony giving him advice and he's one of the best in baseball. J... YADIER MOLINA He who knows not, knows not, he knows not, he is a fool shun him. He who knows not and he know... BRUCE LEE When God said no sex before marriage, this is what he was trying to avoid: baby mommas and baby dadd... TAYLA-MARIE MANNERS Well, I'm always introduced as Nat Cole's brother, Ike Cole's brother and Natalie Cole's uncle. So I... NAT KING COLE Those who submit like a child do it because they know that the Father wants only the happiness of Hi... HENRY B. EYRING He's a major league pitcher. He has a lot of experience; he knows how to pitch in and out, and he kn... LUIS ALICEA Everyone knows what a curve is, until he has studied enough mathematics to become confused through t... FELIX KLEIN I think Derek knows he has a lot to live up to with Curtis. I don't think he has to prove anything. ... ANDRE JACOBS
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[Lat., Laissez faire, laissez passer.] JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers wi... J. B. COLBERT The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers ... J. B. COLBERT The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest possible amount of fe... JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to get the most feathers with the least his... JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT It is simply, and solely, the abundance of money within a state [which] makes the difference in its ... JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT The fact is, people who can't kill, will always be subject to those who can. SGT. BRAD 'ICEMAN' COLBERT The sorrows and disasters of Europe always brought fortune to America. STEPHEN B. STEPHEN LEACOCK Every human has four endowments - self awareness, conscience, independent will and creative imaginat... STEPHEN COVEY Demons manifest themselves in people in different ways. For instance, out of nowhere, somebody can b... STEPHEN BALDWIN I was never top of the class at school, but my classmates must have seen potential in me, because my... STEPHEN HAWKING Instead, I have an abundance mentality: When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, ... STEPHEN COVEY Sometimes earning awards doesn't matter as much as earning revenue or profit, or having a good r... STEPHEN CHOW I think there ought to be some serious discussion by smart people, really smart people, about whethe... STEPHEN KING Just as we develop our physical muscles through overcoming opposition - such as lifting weights - we... STEPHEN COVEY A mission statement is not something you write overnight... But fundamentally, your mission statemen... STEPHEN COVEY Listen with your eyes for feelings. STEPHEN COVEY We are in danger of destroying ourselves by our greed and stupidity. We cannot remain looking inward... STEPHEN HAWKING Fiction is the truth inside the lie. STEPHEN KING And as a writer, one of the things that I've always been interested in doing is actually invadin... STEPHEN KING Each life makes its own immitation of immortality. STEPHEN KING I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try to terrorize the reader. But if I find th... STEPHEN KING You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long a... STEPHEN KING When asked, 'How do you write?' I invariably answer, 'one word at a time.' STEPHEN KING The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there... and still on your fe... STEPHEN KING Let's face it. No kid in high school feels as though they fit in. STEPHEN KING We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones. STEPHEN KING People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small ... STEPHEN KING Synergy is better than my way or your way. It's our way. STEPHEN COVEY Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. STEPHEN COVEY Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. STEPHEN COVEY Listen with the intent to understand, not the intent to reply. STEPHEN COVEY Our population and our use of the finite resources of planet Earth are growing exponentially, along ... STEPHEN HAWKING Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. STEPHEN COVEY The director of 'Independence Day,' 'Godzilla' and 'The Patriot' has certain... STEPHEN HUNTER Alliances and partnerships produce stability when they reflect realities and interests. STEPHEN KINZER