Am I sounding better or am I just getting used to my voice?

God, did that put a white streak in my mother's hair! I mean, I ran away from home before it was chic to do such a thing.

I had to give up martinis - I enjoyed them too much.

In fact, people have been very complimentary about my act and very tolerant of my singing ability.

I've just learned more about the human body than anyone would ever care to know.

Only the old people write me in longhand!