Only the old people write me in longhand!

God, did that put a white streak in my mother's hair! I mean, I ran away from home before it was chic to do such a thing.

I had to give up martinis - I enjoyed them too much.

In fact, people have been very complimentary about my act and very tolerant of my singing ability.

I've just learned more about the human body than anyone would ever care to know.

My musical director, Mark Cherry, is the most wonderful person who ever lived on God's good green Earth. He's my director, he does the arrangements. Really, he does everything - including certain janitorial chores!