All you need to be a fisherman is patience and a worm.

Conversation is three women stand on the corner talking. Gossip is when one of them leaves.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

It is difficult to find a courteous person today who isn't trying to sell you something

I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.