All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

You know women ought to be like bank notes. You ought to be able to exchange one 40 for two 20's.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

It's not very hip to consider the plight of single women who yearn for something so old-fashioned as men,.