No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

You know women ought to be like bank notes. You ought to be able to exchange one 40 for two 20's.

I'm often wrong, but never in doubt.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.