All I want is the best of everything and there's very little of that left.

Perhaps the world's second-worst crime is boredom; the first is being a bore.

Oh, well, he couldn't do everything, could he?

Americans have an abiding belief in their ability to control reality by purely material means... airline insurance replaces the fear of death with the comforting prospect of cash.

What is elegance? Soap and water!

All I want is the best of everything and there's very little of that left