Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.

I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am..

Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!

I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.

Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

I can't wait for that to never happen.