I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am..

Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!

Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

I can't wait for that to never happen.

Never moon a werewolf.

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.