After a year or so I really thought I was Howard Hughes. Here I was at eighteen years old, getting all these checks.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.

I'm 33 years old now. I really want that ring. I got a taste of it here.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

Vanity's really overrated. When I was 20, teenage girls had my picture on the wall... I don't need to be pretty anymore. I just am who I am.