For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of s...
SPIKE MILLIGAN Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
SPIKE MILLIGAN I'm a hero with coward's legs.
SPIKE MILLIGAN Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions.
SPIKE MILLIGAN Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
SPIKE MILLIGAN My father being a soldier, every time I saw soldiers marching - 'Well,' I thought, 'my f...
SPIKE MILLIGAN I remember lying out in my bed and looking at the vast, quiet sky. Right up above my head, there wer...
SPIKE MILLIGAN All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
SPIKE MILLIGAN My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
SPIKE MILLIGAN One important thing I recall about India was that it was quiet. It was never noisy in the way that l...
SPIKE MILLIGAN We come across thirty or so hurried graves with makeshift wooden markers. 'Private Edwards, E.&#...
SPIKE MILLIGAN The night before Tilbury, the Cordon Bleu gourmet dinner turned out Cordon Brown. Six out of ten to ...
SPIKE MILLIGAN I can't stand being late. I try to be professional. I try not to let people down. But people let...
SPIKE MILLIGAN It's all in the mind, you know.
SPIKE MILLIGAN As I kept having episodes of depression, I realized that it was not a one-off: that I had, well, not...
SPIKE MILLIGAN When I get depressed, I try to get something for the terrible sadness that comes over me and create ...
SPIKE MILLIGAN Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
SPIKE MILLIGAN Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
SPIKE MILLIGAN Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
SPIKE MILLIGAN A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
SPIKE MILLIGAN How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
SPIKE MILLIGAN Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
SPIKE MILLIGAN I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never...
SPIKE MILLIGAN I can speak Esperanto like a native.
SPIKE MILLIGAN I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
SPIKE MILLIGAN And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He wo...
SPIKE MILLIGAN May 8th 1943. Deluge. The rain not only fell mainly on the plain in Spain; it also fell mainly on th...
SPIKE MILLIGAN The experience of being in the Army changed my whole life; I never believed that an organization suc...
SPIKE MILLIGAN We reach a secondary road and - here comes the bonus - we pass the Temple of Neptune and Cerene, at ...
SPIKE MILLIGAN It was implanted in me that I came from a different class - an elevated class. I was cushioned by se...
SPIKE MILLIGAN Is the modern social pattern of unending change and movement the cause of two modern diseases, insec...
SPIKE MILLIGAN Driver Shepherd and I had been detailed to drive Lt. Budden in the Wireless Truck. We had been stand...
SPIKE MILLIGAN Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
SPIKE MILLIGAN A man once asked to shake hands with me, the "greatest Englishman who ever lived." I replied, "F**k ...
SPIKE MILLIGAN Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
SPIKE MILLIGAN You couldn't enclose people in institutions or hospitals or almshouses in the way the Victorians...
SPIKE MILLIGAN And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and the earth brought forth grass and the Rastafarian...
SPIKE MILLIGAN I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never r...
SPIKE MILLIGAN The lunacy continues and has every chance of becoming a way of life unless we stop it soon. Men are ...
SPIKE MILLIGAN I speak Esparanto like a native.
SPIKE MILLIGAN All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy
SPIKE MILLIGAN I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
SPIKE MILLIGAN In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it w...
SPIKE MILLIGAN My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
SPIKE MILLIGAN It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
SPIKE MILLIGAN Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
SPIKE MILLIGAN Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if...
SPIKE MILLIGAN Money couldn't buy friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
SPIKE MILLIGAN My manager, Norma, was trying to get me to write it for at least 10 years and being the reclusive pe...
SPIKE MILLIGAN You silly twisted boy.
SPIKE MILLIGAN I'm a hero with coward's legs. I'm a hero from the waist up.
SPIKE MILLIGAN This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it's meaning If you fill every c...
SPIKE MILLIGAN Well, we can't stand around here doing nothing, people will think we're workmen
SPIKE MILLIGAN His vibrato sounded like he was driving a tractor over a ploughed field with weights tied to his scr...
SPIKE MILLIGAN I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
SPIKE MILLIGAN It's all in the mind, you know.
SPIKE MILLIGAN Listen, someone's screaming in agony - fortunately I speak it fluently
SPIKE MILLIGAN And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have...
SPIKE MILLIGAN Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard
SPIKE MILLIGAN I had stopped going to church the moment I joined the Regiment. No more could my mother nag me into ...
SPIKE MILLIGAN I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
SPIKE MILLIGAN My father was a soldier, which meant that he was a warrior, which meant that he was important. My mo...
SPIKE MILLIGAN I have resigned from the human race. Look at the way we treat animals.
SPIKE MILLIGAN Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
SPIKE MILLIGAN (On his gravestone): "I told you I was ill".
SPIKE MILLIGAN I told them I was ill
SPIKE MILLIGAN It's like Canada is the little brother to the United States and one day they are going to show t...
DUSTIN MILLIGAN Any team that has Shade as their leader is bound to have a pretty directionless quality. But when Cy...
PETER MILLIGAN The chairman concluded that there is more to do in terms of slowing activity. We expect some further...
ANDREW MILLIGAN I think it's very positive in the sense that ... potentially Japan is returning to a more normal bus...
ANDREW MILLIGAN Stocks do look well supported. (But) there are a large number of signals suggesting that markets hav...
ANDREW MILLIGAN The composition of growth is becoming more important. The more it is orientated toward fixed-asset i...
ANDREW MILLIGAN One of the most noticeable aspects of 2005 was the series of changes to world textile rules allowing...
ANDREW MILLIGAN On balance, we believe companies will continue to grow their earnings, while buoyant liquidity and i...
ANDREW MILLIGAN The Indian market has had an amazing run, and people are very much jumping on to that momentum play ...
ANDREW MILLIGAN We would still be buyers of oil stocks if we felt reassured that supply was going to be constrained ...
ANDREW MILLIGAN The establishment in the widest sense of the word has had to reassess its views on the euro over a p...
ANDREW MILLIGAN Thank you for reminding Canada that I'm a disappointment to them. I like hockey, I love it, but ...
DUSTIN MILLIGAN Venom first made his appearance some years ago in a Spider-Man book, and was a huge best-seller.
PETER MILLIGAN The DCU Constantine has to be the guy we know and love, with his same failings - otherwise what'...
PETER MILLIGAN With 'Hollow Circus,' I used a family story that haunted me as a kid, one of those anecdotes...
PETER MILLIGAN I love Tike Alicar, The Anarchist. But I love Edie Sawyer, U-Go Girl, too. I was a little in love wi...
PETER MILLIGAN 'The Names' is planned as a nine-part series. I have a kind of road map: I know the final sc...
PETER MILLIGAN I really do think snacking is the key to dieting. We know if you can steady your blood sugar, then y...
PATTI MILLIGAN Since I won't get to go into their homes, I really need to see from this journaling what the meal si...
PATTI MILLIGAN The goal is to get you off soda, off caffeine, and get the kids and all your families involved, too.
PATTI MILLIGAN The first is to love your liver. Your liver is the big powerhouse to process foods, as well as proce...
PATTI MILLIGAN I was about 7 and my family was eating at a restaurant when we saw my first Elvis impersonator by to...
DRAKE MILLIGAN There was such a realness about Elvis. He never really changed from that humble boy from Tupelo, Mis...
DRAKE MILLIGAN My whole life, growing up, I always wanted to be in comedy. I never felt comfortable doing the '...
DUSTIN MILLIGAN 'The Names' is a story about a woman who might feel that she's in a kind of maze. She...
PETER MILLIGAN You have got to look for people with attitudes, as well as a set of values that are in line with the...
ANDY MILLIGAN We want value not only for the things we buy but the experiences we get and all those experiences ar...
ANDY MILLIGAN Most are very local with local names that people (at the head office) in Atlanta would not know how ...
ANDY MILLIGAN I've been waiting to have facial hair on camera for the longest time - I'm always playing te...
DUSTIN MILLIGAN The Senator has done a complete flip-flop on ethanol. He voted 14 times against ethanol, but now tha...
MIKE MILLIGAN I think these folks have been very real. When you have a birth of a baby, when you have to travel wi...
PATTI MILLIGAN I've always been interested in the Greek tragedies. A few years back, I re-read a translation of...
PETER MILLIGAN One thing we never did with 'Bad Company' was talk down to our reader. And we certainly don&...
PETER MILLIGAN Really it's better for them to be back on campus than in a cage waiting for somebody to adopt them.
WHITNEY MILLIGAN I feel phenomenal about this group. To have eight of nine starters back from a 19-8 team, I feel pre...
RUSS MILLIGAN I'm working on a new creator-owned series for Vertigo called 'The Discipline.'
PETER MILLIGAN Work changes over time, as you change and the world changes.
PETER MILLIGAN I have this recurring nightmare where I'm giving a speech in front of my old high school classma...
DUSTIN MILLIGAN 'Red Lanterns' is obviously about rage, but more it's about how rage affects people - al...
PETER MILLIGAN Brett was hitting his spots. They just hit the ball.
LARRY MILLIGAN It was a great game. Our defense was excellent. We were able to move the ball well in the first half...
LARRY MILLIGAN I'd sit on the coffee table and lip sync to 'Blue Christmas,' 'I Can't Help Fall...
DRAKE MILLIGAN I had heard some Elvis songs on the radio. During Christmastime, they'd play 'Blue Christmas...
DRAKE MILLIGAN This was a time when racism was still very rampant, but the music that came out of Sun Studio was ab...
DRAKE MILLIGAN My favorite Elvis era has always been his early Sun Records stuff. It was raw, just Elvis singing wh...
DRAKE MILLIGAN In about a year's time, Elvis went from being very poor and living with his family in government...
DRAKE MILLIGAN It was such a pivotal time in Elvis' life; he was just a poor boy from Tupelo, Miss. That's ...
DRAKE MILLIGAN You got to realize there will be huge Elvis fans out there who'll be really critical, and I'...
DRAKE MILLIGAN The thing about Canadian women is that they seem less likely to bring up that they're Canadian. ...
DUSTIN MILLIGAN I was always kind of a loudmouth and a class clown, and that kind of led to doing all the school pla...
DUSTIN MILLIGAN Ever since I was a little kid, I always dreamed of being a Big City kid, because I grew up in a very...
DUSTIN MILLIGAN It has been my observation that parents kill more dreams than anybody.
SPIKE LEE I think it would be very boring dramatically to have a film where everybody was a lawyer or doctor a...
SPIKE LEE I don't dictate, you don't dictate to Stevie Wonder, not successfully.
SPIKE LEE The truth is I've been doing Kickstarter before there was Kickstarter; there was no Internet. So...
SPIKE LEE You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here.
SPIKE LEE I used the principles of Kickstarter to make 'She's Gotta Have It.' We filmed that in 19...
SPIKE LEE It is really important that young people find something that they want to do and pursue it with pass...
SPIKE LEE Racism is when you have laws set up, systematically put in a way to keep people from advancing, to s...
SPIKE LEE Violence is a part of America. I don't want to single out rap music. Let's be honest. Americ...
SPIKE LEE Felt is not the easiest thing to animate. It's very flimsy.
SPIKE JONZE I'm just trying to tell a good story and make thought-provoking, entertaining films. I just try ...
SPIKE LEE I like the idea of the documentary as a portrait. There's not a chronological beginning, middle,...
SPIKE JONZE I want to make films without a single clear message, and films that are as close as possible to what...
SPIKE JONZE A lot of times, we censor ourselves before the censor even gets there.
SPIKE LEE We grew up in a very creative environment and were exposed to the arts at a very young age, so it...
SPIKE LEE Arcade Fire has such intimacy and epic-ness, at the same time, and that's really inspiring.
SPIKE JONZE I met Arcade Fire on their first record, 'Funeral.' I loved that record, and it was a record...
SPIKE JONZE Is artificial intelligence less than our intelligence?
SPIKE JONZE There's an unwritten law that you cannot have a Jewish character in a film who isn't 100 per...
SPIKE LEE I worked at this bike shop called Rockville BMX, and I started going on this summer tour with this o...
SPIKE JONZE I'm always amazed when any actor can decipher my direction.
SPIKE JONZE I think my work shows that I love women. I understand where these types of criticisms are coming fro...
SPIKE LEE I respect the audience's intelligence a lot, and that's why I don't try to go for the lo...
SPIKE LEE I love people that willfully defy what you're supposed to be and create their own definition of ...
SPIKE JONZE I like naps. I don't drink coffee.
SPIKE JONZE Doing a documentary is about discovering, being open, learning, and following curiosity.
SPIKE JONZE As a director, you never get to watch other directors work, and you also don't get to collaborat...
SPIKE JONZE All directors are storytellers, so the motivation was to tell the story I wanted to tell. That's...
SPIKE LEE When I went to school, you had to take art, you had to play an instrument. You had to play an instru...
SPIKE LEE You can go on Nike's website and choose exactly what fabrics and colours and shapes you want you...
SPIKE JONZE After 'Where The Wild Things Are,' which was this big, long five-year project, I spent a yea...
SPIKE JONZE I'm a little slow, so forgive me if I'm inarticulate.
SPIKE JONZE If you compromise what you're trying to do just a little bit, you'll end up compromising a l...
SPIKE JONZE The thing I remember most about having a tantrum is not the rage during the tantrum, but the being f...
SPIKE JONZE Making films has got to be one of the hardest endeavors known to humankind.
SPIKE LEE I am a hybrid. I do independent films and also do Hollywood films - I love them both.
SPIKE LEE 'She's Gotta Have It' and 'School Daze,' I really didn't know what I was doi...
SPIKE LEE I always give the example, if you turn on the radio today, black radio, Lenny Kravitz is not black. ...
SPIKE LEE People of color have a constant frustration of not being represented, or being misrepresented, and t...
SPIKE LEE '25th Hour,' like a lot of my films, takes place in New York City. I've been very fortun...
SPIKE LEE Nicolas Cage, I would love to work with him again. He's just a fearless madman. He'll go any...
SPIKE JONZE I'm riding my man Obama. I think he's a visionary. Actually, Barack told me the first date h...
SPIKE LEE I knew I was never going to play professional sport, but I loved playing and I went to all the games...
SPIKE LEE If we became students of Malcolm X, we would not have young black men out there killing each other l...
SPIKE LEE I'm hesitant to make grand statements because I feel like that it's not exactly what I'm...
SPIKE JONZE Mike Tyson is the most complex person I've ever met in my life. I've known Mike since 1986. ...
SPIKE LEE People could not believe, especially the residents of the Ninth Ward, that there wasn't hanky-panky ...
SPIKE LEE Too many people are being bowled over by Bush and Tony Blair in Britain. It's ludicrous to expect th...
SPIKE LEE If we became students of Malcolm X, we would not have young black men out there killing each other l...
SPIKE LEE Emotions are messy and hard to figure out. Hard to know where you start and the next person stops. E...
SPIKE JONZE I think that anyone who lives in New York, who's lived here, who's spent any time here, know...
SPIKE LEE If we became students of Malcolm X, we would not have young black men out there killing each other l...
SPIKE LEE I definitely liked the Muppets. I definitely liked Yoda in 'Empire Strikes Back' and Chewbac...
SPIKE JONZE Obviously, movies and music videos are different because they're different lengths, and in a mov...
SPIKE JONZE I remember when MySpace came out. It did do something pretty incredible - which was unite people aro...
SPIKE JONZE People didn't really believe me when I told them that I was going to be a filmmaker,
SPIKE LEE We wanted to truthfully reflect the rage and the tone of what people felt.
SPIKE LEE You hope he's learned something. I think eventually he'll speak out against abuse to women.
SPIKE LEE I'm glad to be here on the day we honor Dr. King, a true giant, and it's our responsibility to teach...
SPIKE LEE I didn't roll out of bed and direct Malcolm X. Whatever you do, go out there and work hard.
SPIKE LEE I think black people have to be in control of their own image because film is a powerful medium. We ...
SPIKE LEE Terrance Howard did a great job. I wanna see him win. I voted for him.
SPIKE LEE We're having a couple of drinks tonight!
SPIKE LEE We have a sort of understanding that works on the set. When you're shooting, the cash register is ri...
SPIKE LEE I dislike Condoleezza Rice more than [President] Bush. The thing about it is that she's gotten a fre...
SPIKE LEE Where are the slaves? Who's picking the cotton?
SPIKE LEE Critics like to build you up, tear you down, and then, if you're lucky, build you up again.
SPIKE LEE I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan.
SPIKE LEE I collect names for characters. Names are valuable; they can be your first source of insight into a ...
SPIKE LEE Our greatness, our talent has never been the question. It's been a matter of grappling for control o...
SPIKE LEE [To be fair, he did convert to Islam in prison and allegedly read the great works of Western literat...
SPIKE LEE I am very fortunate I can send my kids to private school, but everybody does not have the money. If ...
SPIKE LEE I'm blessed, I can afford to send my children to private school.
SPIKE LEE It comes down to this: black people were stripped of our identities when we were brought here, and i...
SPIKE LEE We don't need to get all sideways on this incorporation deal -- we don't need to rush into anything.
SPIKE DYKES Don't think that because you haven't heard from me for a while that I went to sleep. I am st...
SPIKE LEE I have a home phone number, and I like it! It's like a throwback already.
SPIKE JONZE It's fun when you start a movie, because it's kind of like you get to go Christmas shopping....
SPIKE JONZE People sometimes forget all the films that we've done. They remember the likes of 'Malcolm X...
SPIKE LEE I'm very careful about how I portray violence in my films. I do believe that violence, especiall...
SPIKE LEE I think the best actors in the world are here in New York City. And this city is just so vibrant the...
SPIKE LEE I am better at math than spelling.
SPIKE JONZE I didn't dream about being a director. I didn't know I wanted to do something with film unti...
SPIKE LEE