Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was, that they escaped teething

After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.

I wish I could make him understand that a loving good heart is riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty.

Adam was the author of sin, and I wish he had taken out an international copyright on it.

The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling; the comic story and the witty story upon the matter.

Jason smiled and took a sip of his coke before responding. “I’m not sure how to reply to that. I thought about just giving you a nasty look. But I see you already have one.