[ALF has just squirted Willie with a squirting flower]
You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.

I am not a violent person. I am a product of the Flower Power '60s. I have actually worn bell-bottomed jeans.

It's a funny game. Sometimes it's the little things that don't go your way. As a pitching staff, we are just going out there and try to throw up zeros because we know we want the next guy to go up and put up zeros. Everybody is trying to pull up each other.

A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

We are where we are. I wish we wer'nt where we are.