A wonderful drink, wine. . . . Did you ever hear of an Italian grape crusher with athlete's foot?.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road. She had so many gold teeth . . . she used to have to sleep with her head in a safe.

I'd like to see Paris before I die... Philadelphia will do.

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.