A smart girl leaves before she is left.

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.

The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.

There are many times when a woman will ask another girl friend how she likes her new hat. She will reply, 'Fine,' but slap her hand to her forehead the minute the girl leaves to yipe, 'What a horror!'

A smart girl leaves before she is left