A pun is the lowest form of humor - unless you thought of it yourself


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Just be careful how you put it back down, or you can wipe out a population the size of Manhattan.
GARY LARSON
Its clear that as long as this demand continues, then charter schools will continue to thrive,
GARY LARSON
theme-park approach to nature. We judge plants and animals by whether they're entertaining to us. We...
GARY LARSON
the threads that connect us to other living things. Newspapers will run a headline: 'Shark kills hum...
GARY LARSON
By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect "Hungry
GARY LARSON
For all intents and purposes, we've reached an agreement. It's just a matter of signing the document...
GARY LARSON
When a charter school opens up, typically they are inundated with parents who wish to enroll their k...
GARY LARSON
Things can be low on the food chain, but that doesn't mean they're lowly,
GARY LARSON
It obviously presents a concern. I think that the answer is for people to be very cautious about wri...
GARY LARSON
We are going to fight this thing all the way. The district is breaking the law and it's breaking its...
GARY LARSON
We expect increased net sales and profitability for the fourth quarter of fiscal 2006, when compared...
GARY LARSON
Unbeknownst to most historians, Einstein started down the road of professional basketball before an ...
GARY LARSON
Suddenly, two bystanders stuck their heads inside the frame and ruined one of the funniest cartoons ...
GARY LARSON
One thing we need to watch is that he doesn't keep the screws on too tight and go overboard with the...
RYAN LARSON
When you choose to love as God loves, it will never be safe....but it will set you free.
JANET LARSON
I write to be read. I'm quite direct about that. I'm not writing to thrill colleagues or to ...
ERIK LARSON
When I'm considering an idea, and there is an element of hubris involved, I generally feel comfo...
ERIK LARSON
The head of the hurricane research division, Hugh Willoughby, told me that hurricanologists can pred...
ERIK LARSON
It troubled me that we had these reports of torture of detainees, we had people jailed at Guantanamo...
ERIK LARSON
Nancy is like a little kid at Christmas. She's so excited about all the things that (the district) i...
ALAN LARSON
Thumbs down and show us the door. We will leave town and honor your request.
ALAN LARSON
The risk in any country that has oil, such as Russia, is that the high prices will lessen the zeal f...
ALAN LARSON
It can get really messy inside my head, and it's usually just because everybody can get really s...
BRIE LARSON
If I had my way, I would never do a leading role.
BRIE LARSON
Our composure offensively was not good from that standpoint. When he got it in there, he scored. We ...
FORREST LARSON
Digression is my passion. I'm not kidding. I love telling the main stories, but in some ways, wh...
ERIK LARSON
Blessings fall on ground that's been plowed in praise
JANET LARSON