Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

It took only 50 years for movies to go from silent to unspeakable.

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.