A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.


George S. Patton

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A good plan violently executed right now is far better than a perfect plan executed next week.
GENERAL GEORGE PATTON
A good plan violently executed right now is far better than a perfect plan executed next week.
GENERAL GEORGE PATTON
A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week.
GEORGE S. PATTON
A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan next week.
GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON
A good plan violently executed today is better than a perfect plan executed tomorrow.
GEORGE S. PATTON
Any plan imperfectly executed is better than no plan perfectly executed.
SCOTT SORRELL
We had a good plan at the end of 2001, ... We executed it. We achieved everything that was in it and...
JIM PADILLA
A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
GENERAL GEORGE PATTON
A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow
PROVERB
I thought we executed our game plan good.
JANA KILLEN
We executed our game plan to the tee.
DUANE PETERSON
Actually, we had exactly the same game plan as Saturday, except we executed better.
BOB TODD
Coach executed an almost flawless game plan.
LEE MCELROY
I would rather have a good plan today than a perfect plan two weeks from now.
GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON
There is really no substitute for a well thought out and perfectly executed plan of action.
STEVEN REDHEAD
We came out and executed the game plan and played extremely well. It was just a good all around win.
GREG SPARLING
They came in with a different game plan than what we were expecting and executed it like they were s...
DONALD WALKER
It is very exciting. It was our plan from day one to have a Russian team in Formula One and we have ...
ALEX SHNAIDER
This is the first time this season we executed the game plan perfectly all 40 minutes.
BRENDA FRESE
We had a well-executed game plan. The girls went out there and played their hearts out.
CONCHITA JOHNSON
[A]s military history reveals, a bad plan is often better than no plan, especially if the people on ...
ADAM GOPNIK
A good battle plan that you act on today can be better than a perfect one tomorrow.
GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON
I think our team played very well. We executed better than we've executed all year.
DENNIS REDICAN
We executed the game plan on offense and defense. We had constant pressure on them.
ERIC STEEGE
I don't think Indiana is a better team than us. They just executed better than us.
COREY MAGGETTE
Offensively the game plan was executed almost flawlessly. We were balanced, and we mixed it up.
TOM BRUNEY
I was certainly too watchful and negative. Thirty balls for four runs for me is not right. I should ...
ADAM GILCHRIST
The city has a reasonable plan to pay ... and we have no reason to believe it will not be executed,
BARRY COOPER
My coach and I thought I could swim a 57.3 if I executed the perfect race, but I did even better tha...
ADAM PEATY
We put together a good game play this week and really executed it tonight.
JEFF GRAHAM
I think the great part about what I do is that there's a scoreboard. At the end of every week, y...
TOM BRADY
We gave Southern Connecticut everything it could handle. We executed our defensive game plan, but we...
KAREN HAAG
A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. Don't wait for an inspired ending to c...
ANDY WEIR
We were pretty evenly matched; each team had its strengths and weaknesses. We executed our game plan...
KATIE MCMAHON
We executed the game plan just like I wanted. We didn't try to run with them -- we played a half-cou...
JOE BARCELLOS
They're the best junior high defense I've ever seen. They're well-coached and hard-nosed. They had a...
BOBBY CROCKETT
In 2005 Nasdaq executed very well to plan, growing the top-line, reducing our baseline expenses and ...
DAVID WARREN
Obviously, I'm really happy with the outcome. We executed the game plan and defended against a very ...
ANTHONY SOLOMON
This is a huge win for our players and our program. We really executed our game plan to the tee. We ...
SHARON VERSYP
The guys really executed our defensive game plan. Their execution combined with their intensity. We ...
DREW FRANK
It's exciting because the kids executed the game plan precisely. We wanted to mix it up so they woul...
DAVE WEITZEL
We executed our game plan defensively, as far as I'm concerned, to a T. I had hoped that we could sc...
HEIDI DEERY
The difference in the second half was two-fold. We executed better, and we made good use of our game...
WAYNE GRANT
They executed the game plan to perfection. They were hungry. They wanted to win. They defended and r...
BRENDA FRESE
Simeon Rice is a great player, a perennial Pro Bowl player, but it wouldn't have changed the way we ...
KWAME HARRIS
We just tried to stay focused. We didn't get rattled and we just kept playing. We stuck to our plan ...
D'AWVALO TURNIPSEED
Our life is a series of moments. Let them all go. Moments. All gathering towards this one.
NOW IS GOOD
The biggest difference between this week and previous weeks is that we absolutely came prepared to p...
GEORGE MACHADO
Biggest win, ... The kids just played phenomenal. They executed the game plan well. The defense step...
DAVID PAYNE
It worked out good for us, because we played at their gym first, and then at ours. (Kamehameha) had ...
GLENN TAKARA
I thought we executed our game plan pretty well. With the shots we were able to get, we probably sho...
CHAD LAVIN
Just being strong with the ball, staying focused and composed. I wanted us to keep playing to the en...
DELLENA CRINER
We just needed something to relax us and Heather's three did that. We did a good job of blocking out...
BECKY CARLSON
We concentrated on trying to slow their speed down. We had a game plan and executed it in all three ...
DREW CLARKIN
We were very explosive from the very first touch of the ball. We executed the game plan with convict...
DAVE REEL
And tonight I'm feelin like an astronaut, sending sos from this tiny box,and i lost the signal when ...
SIMPLE PLAN
It's perfect preparation for next week to have a tough match on Friday. The whole match was about be...
JEANNIE GALINDO
We had a plan and the girls came out and executed it. Even the subs we put in played really well and...
CARY BLAKE
It was tough last week after we missed golden opportunities (against Andress). But we executed prett...
JEFF CLEVELAND
For the most part, the game had been decided by then. We had a really solid game plan and the team e...
AL COATES
It was a good bunt. It made me go to the baseline. It was just well-executed.
DONTRELLE WILLIS
But give Galion credit. They executed better than we did and they wanted it more than we did.
JAKE BRUNER
Erotica is simply high-class pornography; better produced, better conceived, better executed, better...
ANDREA DWORKIN
We executed our game plan in the second half and stood our ground. Tesch played excellent defense wh...
GLENN DAVIS
Don’t live life anyhow, else you get anywhere. Plan your life somehow and you can get somewhere. A...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR
I don't know if Mifflin shot it that well all year, but they shot it extremely well in the first hal...
DAVE GUSTIN
There were no doubts in my mind we were going to stop them. We had the right game plan, we had the r...
BRETT BELL
When it happened, Coach said it might be a blessing. He tried to put a positive spin on it. We had t...
BRIAN LEGGETT
The Cowboys kicked our butt. They executed better than we did. I never would have expected it.
BRANDON SHORT
And, if we have any evidence that the wisdom which formed the plan is in the man, we have the very s...
THOMAS REID
Our plan was to not give up a lot of big plays, ... Our defense is getting better and better each we...
JAY BROWN
We executed and we came out with a victory.
CRAIG BIGGIO
We ran out of gas in the fourth quarter. They executed better down the stretch than we did.
GREG GAVICH
They played one of their better games. They played incredibly hard, executed reasonably well, and di...
DOUG WHITE
We but the ball in play a lot tonight. We had a great game plan coming in tonight — we were going t...
MICHAEL BEAUMONT
We are kicking it off next week and the plan is have it deployed by fall.
BOB GRIFFIN
Conspiracies no sooner should be formed than executed
JOSEPH ADDISON
This was the best half-court offense we've ever executed since I've been here. I think we really gre...
ANDREW WILSON
Offensively, we executed really well as a team. Everybody ran well and the line executed their block...
ERIC TRUDO
This was a great team effort all the way around. We played so well together and executed our game pl...
JENNIFER ROCKWOOD
We should always have a plan B, but at the same time, treat plan A like it were our only option.
IZEY VICTORIA ODIASE
It's going according to plan. Now, we can look ahead to a bye week and TCU.
TOM HOLMOE
The way to anybody's heart is through a thoughtfully-prepared, beautifully-executed, lovingly-pr...
LEO BUSCAGLIA
Ames-Valley is a great rivalry, so we know it's one game where we never have to worry about focus wi...
JOEL SULLIVAN
There are scenes here and effects here that would make George S. Patton wince.
JOEL SIEGEL
It is better to have your city's master plan in place first,even without structures,than to have the...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
They (West Hall) just executed better than we did. The key was we gave them too many second and thir...
DEBBIE BLAKE
We lost because they came out with good intensity and executed his game plan. They took it right to ...
JACE HYMAS
When you're making a reality show, you can't even plan a week ahead now.
SIMON COWELL
We plan on having a meeting next week with the appropriate people. The problems with the project sho...
BOB GIBBS
I plan on being a friend, a good leader and a good governor over these next three years.
JOHN ROWLAND
They're missing three starters, and they played a great game. They played bigger than we did. They w...
MIKE FRATELLO
If I had a dollar for everytime my mother told me god had a plan I'd probably buy a new prada bag.
NAYA RIVERA
We executed well. We didn't play a great game but we executed well in the fourth when we really need...
COACH LIZ RICKETT
We need to do a better job than the current general plan.
HILLARY GITELMAN
Arundel played a good game. They executed and we didn't it, that was basically it.
DAVE GRIFFITH
When he entered the anteroom, two women looked up at him. One was Miss Robertson, the governor's sec...
GEORGE P. ELLIOTT
They're just a real solid team - they just executed a lot better than us down the stretch. It was su...
MICHAEL CAFFESE
Tony (Queen) and Ray (String) did a phenomenal job defensively on Hurtado. We executed our game plan...
JOE AIELLO
Preaching is God's great institution for the planting and maturing of spiritual life. When prope...
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PATTON OSWALT
I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.
PATTON OSWALT
Some plant lips on Mother Earth in a display of gratitude.
Meanwhile, she is kissing the soles ...
TAYLOR PATTON
I didn't read comic books; that's not something that was really available to me as a child. ...
CANDICE PATTON
We would be silly to say that race issues don't exist in 2014.
CANDICE PATTON
When you're shooting a TV show, there's not a lot of time to build character.
CANDICE PATTON
Everyone deserves to have their voice heard.
CANDICE PATTON
The last thing we need is women on TV hating each other.
CANDICE PATTON
An accent mark, perhaps, instead of a whole western accent -- a point of punctuation rather than a u...
PHIL PATTON
So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatre...
PATTON OSWALT
Let’s just say, there’s not much of a moon out tonight,” Nose continued anyway, “but if Yale...
RIPLEY PATTON
The “Word of God” is not simply the Christian Bible but exists in a threefold form: “The Word�...
GARY PATTON
Hats off to Devon Wills . We weren't even sure she was going to play, and then she responded with on...
AMY PATTON
It was money. That was a tough one to swallow for them, I think, and Devon made an incredible save. ...
AMY PATTON
I thought we played really good aggressive defense. I think we played really good 1-v-1 defense, and...
AMY PATTON
There have been some parallels. Although, I think every year is different.
AMY PATTON
Both parties have agreed to continue contract negotiations next week, and we all expect a satisfacto...
AMY PATTON
90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that'...
PATTON OSWALT
There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of the...
PATTON OSWALT
Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people - sometimes way more creative t...
PATTON OSWALT
I've dealt with a lot of guns over my career, so I'm getting better and better with firearms...
WILL PATTON
I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good wr...
PATTON OSWALT
A lot of nerds aren't aware they're nerds. A geek has thrown his hands up to the universe an...
PATTON OSWALT
The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No car...
PATTON OSWALT
George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.
PATTON OSWALT
Sometimes I do yoga, sometimes it's kickboxing, sometimes it's weight training, sometimes it...
PAULA PATTON
From 1990 to 2005, we added 4,500 citizens in Haines City, and of that, about 4,000 or more were His...
JANE PATTON
Carved the bottom section out, around, in black ink, took the barrel from the pen, and it appeared l...
ROBERT PATTON
I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.
PATTON OSWALT
If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
PATTON OSWALT
Let's just say we're closer musical friends now. A lot of these people are strangers to me. They wer...
MIKE PATTON
I've encouraged all pharmacists to have all hands on deck. It's going to be a nightmare.
MIKE PATTON
It's time, money and effort. For what?
MIKE PATTON