A good friend does every thing to protect its friendship.

If you have good friends keep them. If you don't have good friends, get them. True friendship, a rare gift, is never taken lightly. Your friends will tell you the truth about yourself, and not charge you $200 an hour. They will tell you the truth but they will stick by you when the rest of the world turns away.

Friends will always be there for the party. REAL friends will be there after the party...

A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality.